Fuck it.

FE3H post-timeskip rock climber HCs.

- "But you skipped-" I don't care
- I'm specifically talking about indoor/outdoor bouldering, if you're enough of a climber nerd to know what that means
- I use a lot of climbing lingo

Annette

I love you, my sweet birthday girl, but climbing is not your sport. She can use that axe so she probably has surprisingly strong hands, but very little else that'll help her get up the wall.

Ashe, Bernie, Claude, Ignatz:

I've grouped the archers because I think they'd all do much better than expected thanks to that massive arm/shoulder strength. Probably shitty feet though so they're just strong people doing pullups.

Acheron von Hellman Gloucester Fire Emblem

Absolutely wretched. Thinks the climbing chalk is rat poison.

Metodey:

Absolutely wretched. HOPES the climbing chalk is rat poison and mostly spends his time eating it instead of climbing.

Caspar/Dedue/Raph:

Strong, but big. I think Caspar and Raph don't spend enough time working on legs/balance to get anywhere. Caspar treats everything like a dyno. Dedue has the best chance bc he has the patience for footwork.

Petra/Felix:

Excellent climbers. Strong, agile, understand and can utilize footwork to the fullest potential. They're both undersized, but the strength to body weight ratios will work in their favor. They're also fearless and will throw themselves at anything.

Dimitri:

Accidentally breaks holds all the time. Never gets off the ground.

Dorothea/Hilda/Linhardt:

Absolutely will not climb. Absolutely would crush at it.

Ingrid/Judith/Leonie/Shamir:

Allow me to introduce you to Fodlan's all lesbian climbing team. They literally have yet to find a rock they can't top.

Sylvain:

Very good climber. Has the height and the strength. HOWEVER, he's also the most annoying person at the gym/boulder. He will never do anything resembling a sane beta. Bat hangs and figure fours on every damn climb.

Ferdinand von Aegir:

Goes climbing with Sylvain a lot. They are perfect opposites. Both good, but where Sylvain is beta-less chaos, Ferdie's climbing is *textbook* fucking perfect. His heel hooks have made men weep. His crimps are immaculate. He climbs like he's dancing.

Hubert:

Absolutely will never climb. Ferdinand frequently laments this fact, as Hubert is god damn BUILT for climbing. So tall. So light. And yet he will not build or maintain an ounce of muscle.

Hapistance:

Will not climb. Constance because of the need to be in the sun. Hapi because it's far too much work.

Yuri:

Doesn't climb. Would be fine at it. Feet compensate for hands/height. Enjoys watching others do it. Great views .

Balthus:

Strong dude with awful feet. Probably wears socks under his climbing shoes.

Edie:

Small and powerful and absolutely will NOT be outdone by these tall meatheads. Fucking dyno champ. There is nothing she can't or won't jump for.

Y'all ready for the sleeper pick though? Y'ALL EVEN READY?

LORENZ

The best god damn climber in Fodlan. So tall. So fucking lean. But he still uses lances and shit. AND he can dance??? Feet, grip, shoulders, height, body weight ratio - Lorenz von Hellman Gloucester is BUILT for climbing from head to toe.

/thread

That's all the ones I felt like doing byyyyyeeee