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It’s High Live Tweet night

I just had an edible and I’m going to live tweet watching ¡Three Amigos!

I haven’t seen it in years. This should be interesting. Join me. Join meeee

To start things out I just accidentally ate both halves of my edible. I ate half, posed for a pic with the other half, and then popped it in my mouth

So here we go

Hahaha oh no we’re having technical difficulties again

I had issues about an hour ago and finally got it to work, after crying like a toddler and then taking a nap

Now it says there’s no disc smh

Ok it’s startinggggg

What a beautiful theme song

We are the three amigos!
We are the three amigos!
We are the three aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamigos!

My snack plate

Please someone make sure I don’t dip my Reese’s in hummus

No! We will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!

*uses guns*

Why does Steve Martin look better than me in lipstick?

Also bring back live music in movies, I bet that was cool

Ok this main character lady (did I already miss her name?) is so pretty and sweet and naive

Be like main character lady

Fritos are so good

I got too much hummus

Haha that reading of the telegram

“The INfamous?”

The “lookuphere lookuphere lookuphere” might be my favorite thing from this movie

I’ve used it in real life and people don’t get it and it makes me sad

Wooop there’s my edible I think

Oh good this guy in the bar is an equal-opportunity sexual harasser, hitting on Carmen and now the bad guy

He’s the bad guy right, plus El Guapo

I just started giggling because I forgot about the My Little Buttercup song

We should have known Steve Martin would eventually release an album. Wait how did he have a full head of white hair way back then?

And now I’m cackling at it’s a Mail plane/male plane little balls

Don’t worry Ned I got it hahahaha

Ever wonder what a Reese’s with a Frito on top and a frito on bottom would taste like?

It tastes exactly like you think

Actually not bad

Keep it in your pants, Carmen!! Giving those bedroom eyes over burritos

I like her

Young Pierce Hawthorn and his dimple chin shoot what was I going to say

This music is so loud it’s like a theater in here

I want some friends to do a cheer handshake with a hip thrust together

Maybe some sons of a motherless goat

I can occasionally see the side of the camera lens and it’s making my eyes feel closed and wonky and that’s normally the edible

Wait was El Guapo just taking a picture of India or did I just fall asleep and have a little dream there I’m genuinely concerned

Lol remember my Little Buttercup

Poofy Hair Carmen is a fox rawr

Hahahaha I just laughed so loud like ten seconds ago at

Girl: Dusty would you like to kiss me?
Dusty: yeah
Girl:
Dusty: *guitar sounds*

I want someone to want to kiss me on the veranda too, girl

I had to pause to type this because I’m laughing so hard

I would make a joke about expecting El Guapo to be more Guapo but really all men are guapo

Slap slap slap Huh

their cheer thing even on horses

Haha “oh great real bullets, I’m gonna keep this”

Real bro amigos cry when they learn they’re going to die together

I just ate way too many Fritos and Reese’s and freestos

Wait the church just exploded wtf

My cheekbones are warm and my toes are cold

Did he say “men are mice” and they joined him?

Look I know I’m high but is that turtle going to sing with Dusty?

I’m trying to think of who could play these parts now. Justin Timberlake would be Lucky for sure

Ok I just realized I’m taking a little break haha

brb

Ok Sorry that was so long. My cat wanted more food in her bowl. There was already food in her bowl, she just wanted more

Raise your hand if this is where you learned the word “plethora”

Also that’s such a cool word

Wait El Guapo is only turning 40??????

Jefe is being a little rapey

Ok so no one agrees with me that Justin Timberlake would be awesome as Steve Martin. Like even irl, they’re the same person

If there’s one thing El Guapo knows how to do it’s party

Oh I think I have a cookie I forgot about OMGOMGOMG

How did I forget about this and how long has it been in my snack drawer and is it sad I forgot about him

Oh snap I also forgot I brought up ice cream. Ok ice cream first and then cookie tiiiiime

I’m in love with someone his name is Ben & Jerry

Gosh how long is this movie

And what is the German doing there again

Lol haha they got him a sweater

Seriously everything Steve Martin does I’m just seeing Justin Timberlake do it now and it’s perfection

Andy Samberg would be a perfect Ned omg

So who tf would be Dusty come on you guys

Awww fangirl German Guy being all cute about Ned

Ok something just happened and there’s lots of horses running. I think I missed it when I was looking at my phone

But now they’re flying

I was thinking earlier how Spanish is Latin

Spanish is like Spicy Latin
French is like Baguette Latin
Italian is like Gooey Latin
American is like Hamburgery Latin

I think I’m thinking Lonely Island for Three Amigos actors

Oh good a sewing montage?

I think it’s almost over because there’s so much shooting of bad guys and shooty shooty

Oh! The town was sewing Amigos uniforms!!! That’s cute and smart wow

Way to be strong, Santa Polkians

Kiss her on the veranda!!!

Ohhhh burn

“I’ll come back one day”

“Why?!”

Oh getting good bye kiss and DAMN Ned fuuuuuuucks

Ok Randy Newman was the Singing Bush???? THE Randy Newman? Or just A Randy Newman?

And lol “randy new man” is what I call my dates

Ok just looked up at the credits and saw that the Second Grip’s name is Tom May and I can’t

Also this is the credits so I suppose that means it’s over

Why aren’t there more people named Clyde anymore

Ok yeah Randy Newman wrote the songs too, like My Little Buttercup

Aaaaand my movie just stopped and went to the menu screen that wasn’t there when I looked for it earlier

This disc is so old I thought it wouldn’t have a menu or special features. But there’s a film hilights feature

What shut up this was also written by Lorne Michaels? Whyyyyy didn’t I realize that

Oh the special feature was really just cast bios written on the screen lol

I wonder if this is on Blu-ray. I know someone will check for me when he reads this far

Ooh good test to see if anyone reads this far

Ok one more Freestoses won’t hurt

If you’re just tuning in, that’s a Reese’s in between two Frito chips

Haha I might just tweet that on its own someday. Everyone remind me

I keep looking at the screen like I’m waiting for it to do something and then I remember it’s all done

So I’m going to call it done lol

Thanks for joining me and helping me pick this one

The Singing Bush singing “thanks for being a friend”

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