my aunt: “I don’t know what you do all the time without a job?”

me: “I play video games.”

my aunt: “You play games!? Don’t you get bored after a while?”

[one hour later]

aunt: “can I... can I just stay the night? I wanna finish this game”

The winning game is Her Story.

Special shoutout to Ladykiller in a Bind (“but wait who’s the killer? Ohhhhh it’s you hahahaha you are a lady killer!”)

Anyway she now understands that you don’t get bored playing video games all the time.

We just sat back down so she could properly play Her Story and I kid you not she got to endgame content on her FIFTH search term.

She searched:
murder (starting word)
Simon
Argument
Jealous
(the twist)

I did not help at all!

“Do you know the person who made this? Is it a friend can you tell them that was fantastic?! I haven’t played a video game in ages and I LOVED it” @mrsambarlow

(It’s midnight and she has demanded I let her play Telling Lies now)

I am going to sleep and *she* is staying up past her bedtime playing video games.

Oh how the tables have turned.

morning update:

“I’m not a very good therapist” she literally says as she types this

She also asked everyone about their relationship with their mother

Me: “you could ask them stuff like did they kill decker?”

My aunt: “I’m just getting to know them first!” as she asks incredibly inappropriate questions and laughs at the default “I don’t know anything about that” scenes