I think I would honestly prefer to be mugged on a dark street than go through the process of doing my taxes

Because tax is theft, get it

I guess the accurate metaphor for our tax system would be "you get robbed every two weeks as you& #39;re walking home from work, and then to really double down on the pain you have to add up all the robberies once a year and if you get it wrong the thief will rob you some more."

Every year before sitting down to do this I tell myself "you& #39;ve grown as a person since last year. You& #39;re mature enough not to be mad online about the utter bullshit of @HRBlock and @turbotax as you do your taxes this year. You can be strong."

And then here we are.