Thread by @kimani_08, Mom is engaging in an online church program about sex...best believe I [...]

Mom is engaging in an online church program about sex...best believe I parked my ass across from her.

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Aunties are talking about their active sex lives...I’m never gonna look at them the same way again

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They’re giving different ideas on locations to have sex ...I’m here for it

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Apparently women have faked speaking in tongues to avoid having sex with their spouse? Ooo maaa lawd

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Apparently sex toys are a no in marriages?

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I’m confused as to how/why sex toys are a no in marriages...I don’t get it. If you’re married...shouldn’t that be when you really go buck wild and try things?

Prayer: father forgive the women who lie when they’re supposed to be satisfying.

They’re now talking about orgasms ...I love it

“When you have good sex, you’re ’rapturized’. Your spirit leaves your body, and screams of pleasure happen.”

Man said men have to ask their women how to make them happy in bed. YES SIRRRRRR!!!!

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Apparently phone sex is a no as well

I’m basically learning that a lot of people have vanilla sex. No sprinkles...no syrup ....nothing

I rebuke it from my future

“If you’re sexually active before marriage, you need deliverance” this thought process is why some children can’t talk to their parents.

Oral is also apparently not right....

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This man is pressed about the abomination in participating in oral sex, married or not

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I’m assuming he hasn’t experienced it.

“How can you have children if you have prick in your mouth?”

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I really shook the table when I asked about oral sex...everyone is pressed at the moment

I love to shake tables at discussions like this

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This man really won’t let it go...omg...simple oral sex question has ruffled his feathers

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“Mouth is for talking not sucking”

I’ve finished him

Program done.

Sex toys = no
Oral sex = no
Phone sex = no

I say that everyone should just do you and I hope you have a fabulous/orgasmic filled sex life

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