Don’t do this to people. Please, just don’t.

Side note to people who think they’re helping: there is no such thing as resting bitch face.

I took a perfectly good selfie in morning light after taking my hair down.

You could have had this one instead, which doubtless would have resulted in “why are you so fucking angry?”

Or this one, and who know what kind of bullshit you would have produced for this.

Here, try this one my son took of me a couple of weeks ago when I was exhausted.

Or this really crazy full witchy crone one he got on the same day.

But this is also me:

And so is this

And so is this

PSA: just let people be. Just let them be.

My face is just fine.

Also the point

Good to see someone got it. https://twitter.com/misterbagman/status/1391224916209410049