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A friend stopped by my shop today and asked what I was up to. Oh, I was just about to stick a beach ball in my octopus and air it up. She laughed, and then I came out with a beach ball and an air hose.
Got one in my spider too.
Reptar likes to stand in the sun.
So I decided to go to the bar, because it& #39;s a small town and physical distancing is easy. Went to the brewery and had a couple beers. Met some friends. Kept our social distancing. Drove my ATV back to my shop....
A friend wanted to show her friends from out of town some of my art. They stopped by while I was welding. Showed them my art, and we talked about motorcycles....
I totally made sure to keep my distance. Can& #39;t pass a virus if you don& #39;t get close enough.
They were going to a bar for a few more drinks, so I wandered over to see what& #39;s up. Small town, so still easy enough to keep distance from people.
Since the pandemic started I& #39;ve been in a bar once or twice. Every time I managed to keep my distance from everyone. Again, it& #39;s a small town. The bars are usually mostly empty.
So... this drunk woman is doing a terrible job of hitting on me. No idea who she is. Totally invading my personal space. I keep a chair between us. This is my usual tactic because I& #39;ve been an introvert for 40 years.
JFC she commented on my beard and grabbed it. For fucking real. DON& #39;T FUCKING GRAB A PERSONS BEARD. This shouldn& #39;t have to be said. Even without the pandemic. Why the fuck would you invade someone& #39;s personal space like that?
Aaaand a friend of mine just walked up and grabbed my beard as a *joke*. Jesus jumped up titty fucking christ. Do you morons just go around grabbing people& #39;s hair? Touching people& #39;s face? What the absolute fuck is wrong with you.
DON& #39;T TOUCH THE HAIR THAT& #39;S GROWING OUT OF MY FACE. I DON& #39;T WANT WHATEVER SHIT THAT& #39;S ON YOUR HANDS NEAR MY FACE.
I& #39;ll never go out to a public place ever again. For fuck sake.
I& #39;ll never go out to a public place ever again. For fuck sake.
Ok, but hear me out. Even if there wasn& #39;t a pandemic going on WHY WOULD YOU RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH A STRANGERS BEARD.
