Not saying this would work if I tried to write it - and not just because I am not a smut writer - but I am suddenly amused by the thought of CQL canon LWJ hooking up.
I'm not talking sad sex during the WWX-less years.

I mean right from the get go, but not in a mean way or anything, and he's really quiet about it and subtle, so basically hardly anyone knows. Maybe nobody has worked it out.
I am aware hook-up culture and canon setting don't exactly gel, but we're not attempting to make this work work.

And I want LWJ pulling and getting picked up whilst on their little Yin Iron trip. And WWX not getting what's happening at first, and then being so shocked.
Maybe he doesn't work it out at all, and it's only post-canon that he twigs what was going on when LWJ was vanishing during that quest.

Perhaps it's something LWJ doesn't stop doing, and WWX is left alone in the room whilst HGJ has a one night stand with tonight's lucky guy.
Or WWX does work something out during the Yin thing, and has his realisation about how he wants to be the one in bed with LWJ, only not wanting to be a one night stand.

Or he thinks he does want a one night stand, only to learn he was wrong.
There are so many options and they all entertain me.

I want the 'You do that?!?' reaction, and WWX developing OPINIONS very quickly as to who is worthy of LWJ's time and body.

Not in a creepy way! Why would you even think that? He's being a friend!
And LWJ doesn't seem to put in ANY effort, either, and all of the men treat him with respect. It's like some magic spell, only of course LWJ wouldn't cast a spell on people on purpose.

It must be something innate. Or just his beauty has that effect on all of these guys.
As far as WWX can tell (whenever in the timeline he clocks it), LWJ only has to slide his gaze across someone, or tilt his head a little, and he has a hook-up.

How does he know who's available? Are they not technically available, but know you don't turn down this chance?
I can't decide whether the Yin Iron search arc or the NMJ Murder Mystery arc would please me more as the time when WWX is hit with the clue hammer.
Hmm. I do know I want LWJ at least getting in a few make-out sessions on the Yin Iron quest, even if he doesn't go for a full passion event yet, and whether or not WWX notes it.
Hah. Their Yin quest lasts a few weeks, let's say, no matter what we see on screen, and at some point they have no rooms left at the local inn.

LWJ returns from walking past some rich merchant's son to tell WWX they have a place to stay for the night.
It is vital that this is done with elegance and no shame. LWJ is not being taken advantage of or hating himself or anything.

He's just...having these brief and intense connections with people, and they're all walking away feeling satisfied and not in any way sullied.
I want WWX missing more and more obvious signs of it, too.

Not any sign of being stupid. People with genius brains can miss some things completely. It happens. This is a thing WWX is missing.

Until he isn't. And the 'Lan Zhan, you f... Er. You...?' conversation happens.
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