(Nate is tired so i am going to complain about working at wegmans For It today)

stocking shelves at wegmans today and a customer asked if we carried unboxed, unwrapped, unsealed raw meat

had to clean up a spill at my job at wegmans because a customer popped exactly 800 party poppers in the canned vegetables aisle and left all the streamer papers on the floor and canned vegetable cans

who's ready to party all night? Not me. I'm working the closing shift at Wegman's. We had three calloffs and my list of things to do is "count all the mouthwash" and "make sure coffee powder has not liquified".

another day working at wegmans. everyone keeps asking me if they can adopt the butter boy. buddy, they wont even let me adopt it

Asked for two days off from wegmans which is where I work for my job, and the manager said I can have Half of one day if I can beat him in combat with weapons of our choosing. Wish me luck *grabs Butter Boy cardboard standee*

going in to wegmans for my job at wegmans during Women's History Month, but before i go in to wegmans for my wegmans job i must get all the "wegmans"es out of my system, we're supposed to call it wegWOmans all month and if anyone calls it wegmans they get put in the stocks

asked my supervisor if i REALLY had to and she said "the customer's always right!" So i'm gonna trek into the wild and fill a jug with water that has "never been contaminated by any additives or chemicals". i'll try to give an update before i get to Nunavut.

at my job at wegmans. all the butter was replaced w/ butter boy butter. everything else dairy was replaced with butter boy, too. butter boy lines every aisle shelf. The cleaning supplies are now butter boy supplies. The phones, are butter. Butter boys pushing carts roam the store