Suzanne Adams’ best moments of Eurovision 2021 (a thread)
1. “Black don’t crack and asian don’t raisin”

2. “No one from the US knows who Duncan Laurence is”

3. When everyone is yelling about Deban not being there and she says Wiwibloggs only got 3 press passes this year before William tells her to stop

4. Her opinion on Oliver giving Romania a 2.5

5. Her response to whatever William is doing here

6. When she hosts a fitness class in the middle of the press centre

7. When she thinks Roxen is representing Russia

8. When she attempts to drag Esma to the doctor with her mid livestream

9. ‘The cyst’

10. When William tells Suzanne to stop speculating about Philipp Kirkorov’s sexuality

11. Her love for rugged Australian men

12. When she talks about William’s potty training development

13. William and Suzanne face off in a cat twerking competition in the press centre

14. When she takes the Irish drinking stereotype too far and William tries to stop her

15. The ‘who is he’ x3 here

16. Her love for Uku’s baby blues

17. When she discussed Joe Biden’s possible death and Caitlyn Jenner’s presidential run

That is all from Suzanne’s highlights from Day One of Eurovision 2021, Day Two will be uploaded this evening!!

18. ‘Cyprus always has the sexiest women..Eleni, Efendi, Tamta’

19. ‘Because calling me annoying gets you timed out’ before telling everyone her mother used chopsticks

20. ‘Our Deban is a lady of the night’

21. When she shuts down the hate the acts are getting with this incredible be kind speech

22. THE BEST MOMENT OF THEM ALL- WHEN THIS THREAD GETS CALLED OUT ON THE LIVESTREAM ITSELF (I AM HYPERVENTILATING WATCHING THIS)