Me: i am Evil. Satan LICHERALLY works for me. AND he gets less than the minimum wage. I'm so DEMONIC its stupid
Me at therapy: oh same ol' same ol' :D Cried abt the state of the world 3 times, accidentally stepped on my cat's tail this morning and thought about turning myself in,

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I thought a little too much abt why i like villains sm & now i think i might have no morals, Ive realized the thing that makes me THE happiest is being able to make ppl happy & smile, Knowing there will always be bad ppl in the world literally makes me want to D I E,

Anyway the reason i say im evil so much its bc 1) its cool and fits my brand and aesthetic 2) i LOOK evil 3) as u can clearly see based on this thread im actually fucking insufferable so i try to hide my true disgusting self