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My brother just video called me to show me how my sister told my mother about Bumble and now my mother is swiping guys for my sister 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund"> and my mother has THOUGHTS
She rejected a Karan outright because she doesn& #39;t like the name, my apologies to all Karans
Okay I& #39;m going to live tweet this because her comments are hilarious
Also, she& #39;s rejecting boys for my sister (she& #39;s 20) at the rate of 1 boy per second, how is my sister ever going to find a boy
My mother just paused, looked intensely at my sister, and asked her, "isme ladke ka dil saaf hai ki nahi kaise pata chalega" (how will you get to know about a boy& #39;s heart through this?) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Okay now she& #39;s back at rejecting boys. One guy had apparently pouted in a photo, she didn& #39;t even pause for a second to reject him.
But the other was making a roti and she rejected him by mistake, she& #39;s so upset now
But the other was making a roti and she rejected him by mistake, she& #39;s so upset now
Okay she& #39;s over her grief and back at rejecting boys.
OKAY MAJOR TWIST: My sister& #39;s ex& #39;s Bumble account popped up and my mother never liked him so she was VERY pleased to left swipe himhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund">
OKAY MAJOR TWIST: My sister& #39;s ex& #39;s Bumble account popped up and my mother never liked him so she was VERY pleased to left swipe him
My sister is clearly regretting this now but my mother is NOT letting go of the phone. She& #39;s REALLY into this. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
After right swiping a guy, my mother just asked my sister very innocently if they& #39;ll be talking after this.
After right swiping a guy, my mother just asked my sister very innocently if they& #39;ll be talking after this.
Okay my mother right swiped a guy by mistake and my sister is getting exhausted by this point, but she& #39;s not giving up what an angel
Meanwhile, my mother is not even LOOKING at the boys anymore, she& #39;s just left swiping
Meanwhile, my mother is not even LOOKING at the boys anymore, she& #39;s just left swiping
Now my mother is asking my brother if he& #39;s on Bumble and she& #39;s worried that women will reject him the way she& #39;s rejecting boys for my sister https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
My brother is not worried though, he& #39;s having as much fun with this so don& #39;t worry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">
However my mother now wants to see the photos that my sister has put on Bumble but my sister NOT very eagerhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
However my mother now wants to see the photos that my sister has put on Bumble but my sister NOT very eager
"Jahan check ki shirt aayi wahan aadmi khatam." My mother DOES NOT like men wearing flannel shirts I& #39;m sorry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
My sister is tired but she& #39;s trying to push my mother to read up more about the boys before rejecting them. And just then, my mother found a profile saying "clean heart".
Mother is happy, but the sis is trying to tell her that the profile says, "naughty guy with a clean heart"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
Mother is happy, but the sis is trying to tell her that the profile says, "naughty guy with a clean heart"
My mother and my sister& #39;s definition of naughty are VERY different
Okay a guy& #39;s bio said, "Haven& #39;t dated anybody ever, yikes".
Mother: "Matlab isko akkal hi nahi hai. 3-4 dates pe toh main gayi thi tumhare papa ke sath shadi se pehle". REJECTED.
Mother: "Matlab isko akkal hi nahi hai. 3-4 dates pe toh main gayi thi tumhare papa ke sath shadi se pehle". REJECTED.
Okay another guy has uploaded a photo with his grandmother and my mother is obviously very pleased.
My sister called in her veto and left swiped though, sorry Bumble guy with grandmother& #39;s photo
My sister called in her veto and left swiped though, sorry Bumble guy with grandmother& #39;s photo
Okay my sister is now showing my mother the photos that she put up on Bumble and my mother is NOT impressed.
"Ye toh main rejected kar dun," she saidhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
"Ye toh main rejected kar dun," she said
My mother almost superliked someone by mistake, sister is devastated.
Profile: "Genius, billionaire, professional bathroom singer and compulsive liar"
My mother: "Paap lagega isko"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Profile: "Genius, billionaire, professional bathroom singer and compulsive liar"
My mother: "Paap lagega isko"
My mother is really worried about the number of boys she has rejected for my sister. But now she& #39;s talking about the number of men she rejected, and how she fell for my father in 10 minutes. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Okay countdown for last 5 boys. My sister gave her a deadline. My mother rejected ALL of them.
They& #39;re breaking for dinner now but my mother just told my sister, "Saari raat dekhenge ladke"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
I& #39;m not sure if my sister will give her the phone again though, we& #39;ll have to find out
They& #39;re breaking for dinner now but my mother just told my sister, "Saari raat dekhenge ladke"
I& #39;m not sure if my sister will give her the phone again though, we& #39;ll have to find out
