So what are some things we CAN ask peacetime internet vets for their advice on? I have a few ideas:

* How to cheat on taxes
* How to fit a medium sized plate carrier over an XXXL gut.
* How to put my kit on backwards
* How to commit insurrection
* How to hate women in the .mil

* How to make myself believe that spitshined boots and iron sights increase lethality.
* How to smoke weed in uniform in Germany and get away with it
* How to tear down female JOs on social media and then slip into their DMs and offer "advice" (extra points for being married)

* How to threaten to doxx current active duty troops because they don't hate the things you want them to hate, and then fold and run like a bitch when they threaten to doxx you back
* How to tag Service Chiefs in every tweet where I am angry at someone about something

What else?

(Specifically, BOOMER peacetime internet vets)