I bet 3-A has like a weekly meeting called Deku Anonymous where they can all pine in peace and whine about the cute shit Izuku does. Because theyā€™re all convinced heā€™s too focus on hero work to be interested in a relationship, so they just all love in him secret.
Shouto: On patrol today, he save a baby duckling. He picked it up so gently and told it all about how heā€™d be itā€™s new mama. I tried to help but he was too cute. I caught fire.

Katsuki: That fucker, bet he gave you his cute dumb pout face

Shouto: He did. I had a heart attack.
Eijirou: The other day in the locker room he showed some first years proper lifting technique and gave them a whole lesson. THEN HE BENCH PRESSED ME TO SHOW THEM.

Mina: I bet your dick... /hardened/ if you know what I mean

Eijirou, tired of that joke: Yes, Mina.
Momo: Yesterday, I was having a horrible day and ran out of my tea. But Izuku ran all the way to the tea shop on the other side of town just to bring me more.

Denki: Bet his ass looked great while he ran!!

Momo, pressing a hand to her chest: It absolutely did.
Hanta: After that quiz on Monday, he showed up to my dorm room with snacks and notes because he said he noticed I looked /bummed/.

Tenya: Iā€™m sure your studying was very diligent.

Hanta, about to cry: I learned so much and then he cuddled and fed me snacks!! šŸ˜­
Mina: He saw me watching a new dance technique that required two people, and then he surprised me by trying to learn it himself

Ochako: He fell over didnā€™t?

Mina, wiping tears from her eyes: He looked like an adorable baby animal who hasnā€™t even learned how to walk
Fumikage: When I was sick he made me soup, and then also brought Dark Shadow his favorite plushie to cuddle.

Dark Shadow: It was so squishy man!!

Mezou: Was it All Might?

Fumikage: Yes, and the smile on his face was so bright it nearly weakened Dark Shadow.
Katsuki: I fucking saw him get out of the shower the other day, water dripping down his fucking abs. I almost exploded the whole damn building.

Eijirou, laughing: Bet you thought he was cute

Katsuki: ITS NOT MY FAULT THE TOWEL HAD LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIES!! FUCK YOU SHITTY HAIR!!
At one of their meetings, a purple portal opens up and suddenly the LoV walks out. They prepare for a fight until Tomura flops into a seat and letā€™s out a sigh.

Tomura: He wrapped his thighs around me in a fight a few weeks about and I canā€™t stop thinking about the little shit.
Dabi: I hate him. Every time I try to set his ass on fire I look at his fucking freckles and think itā€™d be a shame to burn them off

Katsuki: DONT HURT HIS FUCKING FREKCLES

Dabi: Calm down, explodoboy. Heā€™s too fucking precious
Himiko: His pain tolerance is so high, I bet he could bleed so much and still be fine!! Heā€™s too perfect

Momo: Reckless to a fault, but if you ever make him bleed youā€™ll have us to answer to

Himiko: I could never, seeing him hurt breaks my little heart
No one knows what to do when a bunch of the pro heroes walk in one day, looking so done with this shit as Hawks collapses to the ground.

Keigo: His curls. Theyā€™re too pretty. I just wanna run my fingers through them.
Enji: I physically cannot tolerate training with him. I want to hate how skilled he is. Heā€™ll probably take my number one spot but I canā€™t get over his moronically perfect smile.

Shouto: Father, Iā€™ve never agreed with you on anything before now

Enji: SHOUTOOOO!!!
Shouta: People constantly make jokes about my capture weapon. Itā€™s illogical, itā€™s for hero work. But I canā€™t help but tie Midoriya up when he trains.

Hitoshi, smirking: Yeah, I use mine on him all the time.

Shouta, chokes: Holy shit
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