I bet 3-A has like a weekly meeting called Deku Anonymous where they can all pine in peace and whine about the cute shit Izuku does. Because they’re all convinced he’s too focus on hero work to be interested in a relationship, so they just all love in him secret.
Shouto: On patrol today, he save a baby duckling. He picked it up so gently and told it all about how he’d be it’s new mama. I tried to help but he was too cute. I caught fire.

Katsuki: That fucker, bet he gave you his cute dumb pout face

Shouto: He did. I had a heart attack.
Eijirou: The other day in the locker room he showed some first years proper lifting technique and gave them a whole lesson. THEN HE BENCH PRESSED ME TO SHOW THEM.

Mina: I bet your dick... /hardened/ if you know what I mean

Eijirou, tired of that joke: Yes, Mina.
Momo: Yesterday, I was having a horrible day and ran out of my tea. But Izuku ran all the way to the tea shop on the other side of town just to bring me more.

Denki: Bet his ass looked great while he ran!!

Momo, pressing a hand to her chest: It absolutely did.
Hanta: After that quiz on Monday, he showed up to my dorm room with snacks and notes because he said he noticed I looked /bummed/.

Tenya: I’m sure your studying was very diligent.

Hanta, about to cry: I learned so much and then he cuddled and fed me snacks!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Mina: He saw me watching a new dance technique that required two people, and then he surprised me by trying to learn it himself

Ochako: He fell over didn’t?

Mina, wiping tears from her eyes: He looked like an adorable baby animal who hasn’t even learned how to walk
Fumikage: When I was sick he made me soup, and then also brought Dark Shadow his favorite plushie to cuddle.

Dark Shadow: It was so squishy man!!

Mezou: Was it All Might?

Fumikage: Yes, and the smile on his face was so bright it nearly weakened Dark Shadow.
Katsuki: I fucking saw him get out of the shower the other day, water dripping down his fucking abs. I almost exploded the whole damn building.

Eijirou, laughing: Bet you thought he was cute

Katsuki: ITS NOT MY FAULT THE TOWEL HAD LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIES!! FUCK YOU SHITTY HAIR!!
At one of their meetings, a purple portal opens up and suddenly the LoV walks out. They prepare for a fight until Tomura flops into a seat and let’s out a sigh.

Tomura: He wrapped his thighs around me in a fight a few weeks about and I can’t stop thinking about the little shit.
Dabi: I hate him. Every time I try to set his ass on fire I look at his fucking freckles and think it’d be a shame to burn them off

Katsuki: DONT HURT HIS FUCKING FREKCLES

Dabi: Calm down, explodoboy. He’s too fucking precious
Himiko: His pain tolerance is so high, I bet he could bleed so much and still be fine!! He’s too perfect

Momo: Reckless to a fault, but if you ever make him bleed you’ll have us to answer to

Himiko: I could never, seeing him hurt breaks my little heart
No one knows what to do when a bunch of the pro heroes walk in one day, looking so done with this shit as Hawks collapses to the ground.

Keigo: His curls. They’re too pretty. I just wanna run my fingers through them.
Enji: I physically cannot tolerate training with him. I want to hate how skilled he is. He’ll probably take my number one spot but I can’t get over his moronically perfect smile.

Shouto: Father, I’ve never agreed with you on anything before now

Enji: SHOUTOOOO!!!
Shouta: People constantly make jokes about my capture weapon. It’s illogical, it’s for hero work. But I can’t help but tie Midoriya up when he trains.

Hitoshi, smirking: Yeah, I use mine on him all the time.

Shouta, chokes: Holy shit
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