I bet 3-A has like a weekly meeting called Deku Anonymous where they can all pine in peace and whine about the cute shit Izuku does. Because theyāre all convinced heās too focus on hero work to be interested in a relationship, so they just all love in him secret.
Shouto: On patrol today, he save a baby duckling. He picked it up so gently and told it all about how heād be itās new mama. I tried to help but he was too cute. I caught fire.
Katsuki: That fucker, bet he gave you his cute dumb pout face
Shouto: He did. I had a heart attack.
Katsuki: That fucker, bet he gave you his cute dumb pout face
Shouto: He did. I had a heart attack.
Eijirou: The other day in the locker room he showed some first years proper lifting technique and gave them a whole lesson. THEN HE BENCH PRESSED ME TO SHOW THEM.
Mina: I bet your dick... /hardened/ if you know what I mean
Eijirou, tired of that joke: Yes, Mina.
Mina: I bet your dick... /hardened/ if you know what I mean
Eijirou, tired of that joke: Yes, Mina.
Momo: Yesterday, I was having a horrible day and ran out of my tea. But Izuku ran all the way to the tea shop on the other side of town just to bring me more.
Denki: Bet his ass looked great while he ran!!
Momo, pressing a hand to her chest: It absolutely did.
Denki: Bet his ass looked great while he ran!!
Momo, pressing a hand to her chest: It absolutely did.
Hanta: After that quiz on Monday, he showed up to my dorm room with snacks and notes because he said he noticed I looked /bummed/.
Tenya: Iām sure your studying was very diligent.
Hanta, about to cry: I learned so much and then he cuddled and fed me snacks!!
Tenya: Iām sure your studying was very diligent.
Hanta, about to cry: I learned so much and then he cuddled and fed me snacks!!

Mina: He saw me watching a new dance technique that required two people, and then he surprised me by trying to learn it himself
Ochako: He fell over didnāt?
Mina, wiping tears from her eyes: He looked like an adorable baby animal who hasnāt even learned how to walk
Ochako: He fell over didnāt?
Mina, wiping tears from her eyes: He looked like an adorable baby animal who hasnāt even learned how to walk
Fumikage: When I was sick he made me soup, and then also brought Dark Shadow his favorite plushie to cuddle.
Dark Shadow: It was so squishy man!!
Mezou: Was it All Might?
Fumikage: Yes, and the smile on his face was so bright it nearly weakened Dark Shadow.
Dark Shadow: It was so squishy man!!
Mezou: Was it All Might?
Fumikage: Yes, and the smile on his face was so bright it nearly weakened Dark Shadow.
Katsuki: I fucking saw him get out of the shower the other day, water dripping down his fucking abs. I almost exploded the whole damn building.
Eijirou, laughing: Bet you thought he was cute
Katsuki: ITS NOT MY FAULT THE TOWEL HAD LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIES!! FUCK YOU SHITTY HAIR!!
Eijirou, laughing: Bet you thought he was cute
Katsuki: ITS NOT MY FAULT THE TOWEL HAD LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIES!! FUCK YOU SHITTY HAIR!!
At one of their meetings, a purple portal opens up and suddenly the LoV walks out. They prepare for a fight until Tomura flops into a seat and letās out a sigh.
Tomura: He wrapped his thighs around me in a fight a few weeks about and I canāt stop thinking about the little shit.
Tomura: He wrapped his thighs around me in a fight a few weeks about and I canāt stop thinking about the little shit.
Dabi: I hate him. Every time I try to set his ass on fire I look at his fucking freckles and think itād be a shame to burn them off
Katsuki: DONT HURT HIS FUCKING FREKCLES
Dabi: Calm down, explodoboy. Heās too fucking precious
Katsuki: DONT HURT HIS FUCKING FREKCLES
Dabi: Calm down, explodoboy. Heās too fucking precious
Himiko: His pain tolerance is so high, I bet he could bleed so much and still be fine!! Heās too perfect
Momo: Reckless to a fault, but if you ever make him bleed youāll have us to answer to
Himiko: I could never, seeing him hurt breaks my little heart
Momo: Reckless to a fault, but if you ever make him bleed youāll have us to answer to
Himiko: I could never, seeing him hurt breaks my little heart
No one knows what to do when a bunch of the pro heroes walk in one day, looking so done with this shit as Hawks collapses to the ground.
Keigo: His curls. Theyāre too pretty. I just wanna run my fingers through them.
Keigo: His curls. Theyāre too pretty. I just wanna run my fingers through them.
Enji: I physically cannot tolerate training with him. I want to hate how skilled he is. Heāll probably take my number one spot but I canāt get over his moronically perfect smile.
Shouto: Father, Iāve never agreed with you on anything before now
Enji: SHOUTOOOO!!!
Shouto: Father, Iāve never agreed with you on anything before now
Enji: SHOUTOOOO!!!
Shouta: People constantly make jokes about my capture weapon. Itās illogical, itās for hero work. But I canāt help but tie Midoriya up when he trains.
Hitoshi, smirking: Yeah, I use mine on him all the time.
Shouta, chokes: Holy shit
Hitoshi, smirking: Yeah, I use mine on him all the time.
Shouta, chokes: Holy shit