I’m going to have to do categories for this aren’t I.
First up, elves.
Legolas has a place because although I no longer fancy him 13 year old me was IN LOVE. https://twitter.com/gailsimone/status/1390789788056178688
The humans.
Listen we all know Aragorn is going to make an appearance, we all know we fancy him when he’s mucky. No one fancies clean King Aragorn.
Eomer, my under appreciated fitty. I don’t know why people sleep you on either babe.
Eowyn. Hunny I live.
Honourable mention to Bard in the humans category.
The dwarves. Predictable adaptation choices to be honest but I don’t care. Fit AF, strong, long hair, beards. Take me for a pint.
Wildcard choices.
Why did they gives the lads such top shagger energy? I don’t know, but I’m not complaining. Lurtz and Azog, appreciate it huns.
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