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1984 I was expelled from My High School, for getting into a fight with The Star QB. Who was being scouted by Colleges. He was a Senior. He also made false comments about My Sister.
So. I got enrolled by a school who was playing My Old School that upcoming Saturday.
1984 I was expelled from My High School, for getting into a fight with The Star QB. Who was being scouted by Colleges. He was a Senior. He also made false comments about My Sister.
So. I got enrolled by a school who was playing My Old School that upcoming Saturday.
Walked up the coach, he looked at me. Said.."WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU CAN'T BE HERE! YOU ARE FROM ROMAN!"
Me: Nope. Got Expelled. Got room on Your Team for Me?
The Man Cried.
Me: Nope. Got Expelled. Got room on Your Team for Me?
The Man Cried.
Day of The Game. Bus Pulled up...Team got off...My Old School booed them, shouted "YOU GOING TO GET BEAT! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ONE!"
I stepped off The Bus Last..."OH SHIT! JEFF! YOU ARE WITH THEM! NO NO NO! HE CAN'T PLAY!!!!"
I stepped off The Bus Last..."OH SHIT! JEFF! YOU ARE WITH THEM! NO NO NO! HE CAN'T PLAY!!!!"
Coach: He learned the playbook quick..But then again. Does he need to learn to do what he has done to every other team, 3 weeks ago Us...
Me: Hi Steve! All The Scouts here to see Ya...So am I.
I sacked Steve 5 times in the first 2 series.
3rd Series. I shattered his knees.
Me: Hi Steve! All The Scouts here to see Ya...So am I.
I sacked Steve 5 times in the first 2 series.
3rd Series. I shattered his knees.
I came off the edge, they assigned the RB to Guard to block me, I split them, when for him, Steve ducked down, and I crashed into him, heard his knees break, along with femur.
Steve is being carried off The Field, crying like a baby. Old Coach is yelling at me, Steve's Parents are Yelling At Me, School is booing me...Scouts are looking at Me....And all I could do, is think how much I was going to enjoy playing Roman for the next 2 years.
After Game.
Old Coach: WTF! You know You had an unfair advantage, he knew our playbook, he knew our formations! He nearly killed our QB, Steve is going to need multiple surgeries!
Coach Fred: Maybe expelling him wasn't a bright idea?
Old Coach: WTF! You know You had an unfair advantage, he knew our playbook, he knew our formations! He nearly killed our QB, Steve is going to need multiple surgeries!
Coach Fred: Maybe expelling him wasn't a bright idea?
