I& #39;m vaccinated and visiting my parents for the first time in 18 months. My mom asked me to retrieve something from the basement storage area, the organization of which is her life& #39;s work. Here are some of my favorite labels found on storage containers.
Artistic fruit. This is an entire tub of plastic fruit to be displayed in various decorative settings.
Bronze Door Stops. I struggle to fathom having so many extraneous door stops on-hand that they need to be categorized by material.
B.J. Music. Okay so my initials are B.J. and I have gone by those initials for 30 years. That said, without context, this is a very disquieting label for a box of sheet music.
Eagle Man. I have a vague childhood memory of a large inflatable Philadelphia Eagles player. I& #39;m guessing he lives here now.