[bakubowl, interactive chatfic, choose your own path, beta bkg, a/b/o]
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It all started with Katsuki waking up to his phone blowing up from text notifications

He scrolled to the very top of the dekusquad + baksquad = bkg lovers chat

kiri: congrats bro!

momo: i'm so happy!
kami: i didn't know you decided to tell everyone

deku: it's amazing that you did something so brave kacchan

uraraka: you crazy bitch, you did this without telling me?! i'm coming over asap, unlock your doors

mina: i'm coming over with ochako!

sero: i'm going with the girls😊
iida: it's an admirable thing for you to do katsuki

todo: what are we talking about?

jirou: didn't you see all of the tweets? katsuki officially told everyone his secondary gender. congrats bb💞

bkg: i didn't say shit

kami: oh fuck, then you were outed

kiri: that's unmanly
todo: i can sue, i have a couple of guys

iida: i have a team of lawyers katsuki. maybe we can hash out the details over dinner?

momo: my lawyers have lawyers, call me sweetcheeks

uraraka: i'm broke but i'll give you kisses

sero: ^^ and some dick
todo: i can give you a full team of lawyers and dick🙂

deku: shoto what did we say about using that emoji

todo: that it's creepy. but it also interprets my emotions perfectly, that's why we use these picture people

bkg: what the fuck happened?
kiri: img. png
deku: sorry about that kacchan😕

bkg: don't apologize for your horny fans knothead

sero: they totally got ratio'd thođŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

mina: use those emojis again and we're done

sero: sorry baby, i've got a beta at home😍

bkg: did anyone say anything?

kami: your fans went in on them
mina: this one was funny img.png
@/asia_goes_horny
deku: sorry again kacchan

bkg: it's not your fault deku. i'm just gonna go out for a jog, no one message me

The chat continued to blow up and Katsuki had to wear a disguise before leaving his house

Why did being a beta even matter? He doesn't give a shit about secondary gender
Isn't his only job to save people?

The beta began to run faster as he felt the tears prick his eyes. As if trying to run away from his troubles

Katsuki decided to make the long trek to his childhood home. The hag would know what to do
As the beta ran he looke down. Ignoring his surroundings and not paying attention

Which is why he bump's into a much larger person and looks up to see one of his friends

"Katsuki, we've all been looking for you!"

"Piss off, I don't want to talk right now" he said
"Then can we just go out to eat? The dekusquad are at nearby ramen shop, waiting for me"

Katsuki stopped running and turned to look at his smiling friend. The two have gotten closer over the years

Now Katsuki finds them to be his confidant and best friend or at least one of the
many that the very stubborn man was stuck with

Those shitty classmates of his wouldn't take no for an answer. Even other extras from different schools and class b began to try and court him

Katsuki knows there's one guy that he prefers, and it's

"Fine..." he huffed with a pout
who's there?
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“Eijirou, Tenya” Katsuki said in a soft voice

Looking at the large omega and the redheaded alpha

He got up before going to the beta and hugging him. His closest friend

Sero Hanta

The man that he has way too big of a crush on. Katsuki let out a squeak as he was picked up
“Let’s go meet up with the rest of the dekusqaud” Eijirou offered

All three of the men were looking at him worriedly. As if the blond beta would break down any minute

He would, but not this minute

So he let Hanta carry him and the two other men dote over him
Because for once Katsuki didn’t think he wanted to push them away

When the bell dinged everyone at the table turned to at Katsuki. The beta didn’t want pity he wanted to be home

“Don’t even say anything Deku” he said before sitting down

Which seemed to shut the alpha up
The dual haired omega patted down the seat next to him then Katsuki sat between Hanta and Shoto

He let out quiet chirps before leaning his cooler side to Katsuki

“I can have my lawyers talk to you tonight bubba” The alpha said

Katsuki scrunched his nose at Momo’s pet name
“Katsuki you can have dinner with me tonight and talk to my team” Tenya said

The omega leaned closer to him, his hand on the betas shoulder

“Or you could come over and get fucked by me before meeting up with my lawyers” Shoto said

The two omegas and alpha bombarded him
The beta let out a distressed scent and Hanta growled at them. Momo, Tenya and Shoto all apologized

“I wanna stay with Hanta tonight” He said quietly

They all slumped down a little and the dark haired beta perked up. A small smirk tugging on his lips

They all glared at him
Katsuki was completely oblivious to this. Happily eating the extra spicy ramen that was order for him

Not noticing the gaze of the other alphas and omegas. Or the soft look from Hanta

He was going to enjoy the pampering, at least for today
“I’ll go out with toy three tomorrow. So don’t pout” Katsuki said

Momo, Tenya and Shoto ate their food with smiles. Happy pheromones of two omegas and the alpha filling the shop

His phone was still blowing up with notifications
Call Log:
28 missed calls Hitoshi (shitty beta)
5 missed calls Shindou (shittier beta)
54 missed calls Monoma (shittiest beta)
193 missed calls Mina (crazy alpha)
1 missed call Jirou (okay beta)
157 missed calls Kami (shitty omega)

Those crazy fuckers, is all he could think
145 missed calls Mochi (clingy omega)

“Is something wrong Kats?” Hanta asked him

The beta looked at the dark haired man with a smile

“Just some missed calls” he said

“Well we’re gonna go to my house for a movie night and pack cuddles” Hanta said
He looked between them, his phone and the dekusquad, Eijirou and Hanta

“I just need to call someone back then we can head out” he said quickly

The group looked at Katsuki as he jumped out of his seat
“Do you want to get ice cream with me after?” Shoto asked

“Or sparring with us?” Deku and Eijirou offered

“Maybe a shopping trip with me and Tenya” Momo said

“Movie night, just me and you?” Hanta said softly

Katsuki looked at all of them, he was overwhelmed
“I need to go call someone really quickly” Katsuki said before excusing himself

They all nodded, deciding to let the beta think first.
who does he go with?
who’s he going with
- tbc -
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