8. John Mayer

irrelevant fad that gaslighted her and manipulated her. Also caused katy and taylor& #39;s big feud so fvck u!
also, didn& #39;t you think 19 was too young?
7. Calvin Harris

another irrelevant fad who betrayed her the first chance he could.
He& #39;s so irrelevant we forgot he existed!
6. Jake Gyllenhaal

no seriously but he was such a shitty boyfriend...how can you forget to be at your girlfriend& #39;s birthday party? at least he& #39;s hot...
we want the scarf back tho, jake!
5. Joe Jonas

Broke up with her on a 27 second phone call and also cheated. They were both teenagers so i guess we can excuse his bratty behavior on his age.
We hope you& #39;re perfectly fine Joe!
3. Taylor Lautner

taylor² is an iconic couple and he actually never treated her bad! she just broke up with him because she was so traumatized by her past relationships she was afraid he could hurt her...but we for sure would go back to december and make us change our minds
deep inside we all know the superior man is Joe Alwyn tho...he& #39;s so gorgeous...JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE
end of thread! tell me who& #39;s your favorite ex down below!
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