1/ My first adventure, a thread.

The idea of this account is to ape into stuff and share how it goes, whether its a total fail, a huge win, or meh.

In that spirit, I wanted to make sure the first adventure really embodied core ape values. Enter APEscape.

2/ Earlier this week I saw a tweet about @Apescape8 that described it as "like Fei, Safemoon, and Contribute shaved off all their weaknesses and had a big sexy ape-unicorn baby. And then that baby took steroids and Chad took that baby to the moon.”

3/ Naturally I was intrigued. I read their materials and found a healthy mix of memes, smart tokenomics, and transparency. It seems like the people behind it (anons, of course) have been around the block and don't take themselves too seriously. Like not at all.

4/ It's basically a system of smart contracts with incentives to drive complimentary network effects, fueled by converting and staking funds in PancakeSwap LPs, a healthy amount of farming options, and some clever locking and burning mechanisms to take all us Apes to the moon.

5/ The entry point is the Nitro [NTRO] token which is 100% fair launch. You'll see the Trib and Fei influences, but there was no genesis event. First Ape got best price and the bonding curve kicks in. 10% taxes on buys and sells goto stakers.

6/ Then comes Rocket [ROKT] which is where their incentives for team and community come in. I dig this because there's no presale or team stash to dump on us, but also a way for people to be rewarded for their work. Fair is fair.

7/ Oh and you stake ROKT/BNB LP for the biggest rewards. Gonna be tough to choose between that and staking ROKT for BNB directly.

8/ ok last bit of my "analysis" is that it's on friggin BSC. I'm not much of a fan tbh. It's clunky and runs on boxes under CZ's desk. But that actually makes this more of an Ape move. Fuck it. I'm in. Next thread: the Ape In.