I would like to make a clarification.

Earlier today I tweeted that I would like to have a threesome with Team Rocket. I want to make it clear that I was referring to Jesse and James Only.

I do not want to have sex with Meowth.

Meowth is a pokemon/cat and PROPERTY of Team Rocket, not a member.

Further, I want it to be know that I do not wish to have sex with Weezing, Arbok, Likitung, Victreebell, Wobbuffet, Dustox, Gyarados, Mimikyu or any other pokemon that have been in the possession of Jess or James

The team Rocket motto states.

"Prepare for trouble and make it double"

The use of the word 'double' suggests that Jesse and James consider themselves a duo. Meowth's additions to this motto are always haphazard. He clearly wishes to be a member but is not.

Some of you may argue that Meowth is different to other pokemon because he is intelligent and capable of speech and thus deserving of personhood.

Morally yes, I agree, however Team Rocket is a criminal organisation and does not hold the same morals as you or I.

Nevertheless, even though I believe that Meowth is deserving of personhood and should be granted equal rights to humans I still do not want to fuck Meowth, only Jesse and James.