So as we all know, Twitter is the perfect platform for appealing to friends & assorted strangers to raise money for the needy & greedy among us. 1/

Our friend, @oh2betall is raising money to fund nipple tattoos after her breast reconstruction …but in order to make money, you have to spend it. She’s working on a side hustle, so these items will definitely get things up & running. 2/

New boobs need new support
Only $643!

And matching panties for only $300 for the bargain shopper!

She needs a robe for lounging after her new nipple tattoos
$1315 from someone who truly cares

Soft socially responsible faux fur for the cold evenings

A mere $358

And a woman hustling after breast reconstruction must have shoes
$1295. For walking the streets

And finally, bc we know you care & she needs a purse to store her earnings

$55000 for the bag

Venmo & PayPal pending