Out of control rocket debris headed over Florida in a minute 😶
Anndddd it's over Florida
Anddd it's past Florida
No worries though...

it's only ten stories high
Already reached Portugal... looks like Africa and the Middle East are up next
Now passing over Algeria, Tunisia, Libya...
Heading over Libya now, the corner of Egypt, across Sudan toward Ethiopia

Altitude 191 km
185 km
182 km
179 km
172 km - altitude
162 km
159 km
It can go back up... but gravity is going to win this one
Looks like it's going to scoot just underneath Australia but still fly over New Zealand

Descent slowing somewhat stabilized around 155km
Briefly climbing back up to 156 and rising
Looks like it will pass just over the tip of New Zealand near the Karikan Peninsula
Passing over Tasmania as we type
Now crossing into the twilight zone aka terminator plunging the out of control 22.5 metric ton orbital debris into darkness
Altitude now 181 km
and headed for... headed for... ummm... ummmm
Looks like... I can't quite make it out...
Darn this elliptical orbit.

How in the Sam Hill can you... oh hold onnnnn

Looks like it headed for Cabo.
And headed for the East Coast of the US
At 209 km
Headed for Mexico then Texas 😶
Just headed for Washington DC

no worries 😳
Sure sure they crash their orbital debris as a deliberate attack on DC (but claim it was an accident) Tom Clancy is like "why didn't I think of that one?"
New Jersey

222 km
Andddd flying over Niger and Chad, Centrafrique, Congo, Rwanda, Tanzania headed for Madagascar.
Now lower to 165 km in altitude
Omg headed for Los Angeles like a 22.5 metric ton steaming bull of doom.
Up in altitude to 218 km

Omg this thread could go on for days
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