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Oh damn he hit play we’re doing this again.
Two towers
Two towers
Why why does this open with my nightmare 
Frodo, your pain is my pain
Holy shit Gandalf the badass
That’s a long way down. Honestly he’s kinda pretty...
Goo goo dolls break
Long way down
Long way down
Ugh thank god he’s not happy like jar jar bonks
Bonks 
BINKS
BINKS
Samwise looks just like my neighbor I don’t think he’d like to know that
I don’t think he’d like to know that
Merry and Pippin are getting piggy back rides from the Uruk hai
I gotta be honest they probably smell horrible that would not be pleasant
I gotta be honest they probably smell horrible that would not be pleasant
Honestly is there anything this man can’t do 
This guy... is this...Jack White?
This is not a healthy family. Generational trauma is a bad look for you dudes
This is not a healthy family. Generational trauma is a bad look for you dudes
Tighten up, tighten up hustle hustle
They need to give Gimli a piggy back
They need to give Gimli a piggy back
Why do they give bad guys cockney accents? Might as well have given them southern accents
Can you imagine they open their mouths and sound like Matthew mccoughnahy whatever
Can you imagine they open their mouths and sound like Matthew mccoughnahy whatever
Honestly these guys seem pretty well read. Would not underestimate.
An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk in to the Riddermark ...tell me if you’ve heard this one
Whoooaaa he is not taking any shit from Éomer
It would have been fun if Peter Jackson had done like a forest frolick scene with the ents, I think we need a little music and dance break
Frodo fell face first into rotten body water I keep eating for his patronus to show up
I keep eating for his patronus to show up
w a i t i n g
Oh ok these are the new and improved ring wraiths, they got dragons now
WHAT A HORRIFIC SOUND
WHAT A HORRIFIC SOUND
also has anyone done a comparison with HP to see how much JKR lifted from this story I mean... it’s almost as bad as the Disney reheated animations
“Smote his ruin upon the mountainside” ok world traveler
No one wants to see your vacation photos we just need to get rid of this damn ring
No one wants to see your vacation photos we just need to get rid of this damn ring
This music is so majestic but shadowfax is kinda smol
LORD OF ALL HORSES
K-I-N-G of the S-c-e-nery
LORD OF ALL HORSES
K-I-N-G of the S-c-e-nery
Samwise and Frodo are so good at getting cozy to hide. 10/10 communication skills
Gollum, baby, can I just... wash your head and shave it? Ten years younger, lady killer
Ok these two have a real Gladiator AM I NOT MERCIFUL vibe
