Oh damn he hit play we’re doing this again.

Two towers

Why why does this open with my nightmare

Frodo, your pain is my pain

Holy shit Gandalf the badass

That’s a long way down. Honestly he’s kinda pretty...

Goo goo dolls break

Long way down

Ugh thank god he’s not happy like jar jar bonks

Bonks BINKS

Samwise looks just like my neighbor I don’t think he’d like to know that

Merry and Pippin are getting piggy back rides from the Uruk hai

I gotta be honest they probably smell horrible that would not be pleasant

Honestly is there anything this man can’t do

This guy... is this...Jack White?

This is not a healthy family. Generational trauma is a bad look for you dudes

Tighten up, tighten up hustle hustle

They need to give Gimli a piggy back

Why do they give bad guys cockney accents? Might as well have given them southern accents

Can you imagine they open their mouths and sound like Matthew mccoughnahy whatever

Honestly these guys seem pretty well read. Would not underestimate.

An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk in to the Riddermark ...tell me if you’ve heard this one

Whoooaaa he is not taking any shit from Éomer

It would have been fun if Peter Jackson had done like a forest frolick scene with the ents, I think we need a little music and dance break

Frodo fell face first into rotten body water I keep eating for his patronus to show up

w a i t i n g

Oh ok these are the new and improved ring wraiths, they got dragons now

WHAT A HORRIFIC SOUND

also has anyone done a comparison with HP to see how much JKR lifted from this story I mean... it’s almost as bad as the Disney reheated animations

“Smote his ruin upon the mountainside” ok world traveler

No one wants to see your vacation photos we just need to get rid of this damn ring

This music is so majestic but shadowfax is kinda smol

LORD OF ALL HORSES

K-I-N-G of the S-c-e-nery

Samwise and Frodo are so good at getting cozy to hide. 10/10 communication skills

Gollum, baby, can I just... wash your head and shave it? Ten years younger, lady killer

Ok these two have a real Gladiator AM I NOT MERCIFUL vibe