The "saw" that launched it all. Such a simple trap... two men in a room and they have to kill each other. What could go wrong? https://twitter.com/Saw/status/1390848955777355781">https://twitter.com/Saw/statu...
I know what you& #39;re all thinking... who& #39;s THIS handsome fellow? #SAWathon
I actually really did used to hide treasure in my early traps. This bathroom had a whole bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows and a $20 Walmart gift card, but nobody ever found it.
THIS IS NOT POO. I want everyone to know that is not poo and during no part of setting up this trap did I have to touch poo.

I made Logan do that.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
OKAY YES. I KNOW THIS ONE WAS TOO HARD. YOU DON& #39;T HAVE TO TELL ME. I said I was sorry. GOD. Amanda& #39;s test was too easy that& #39;s why I thought I had to make them harder. You guys are impossible to please.
I love when they say the name of the movie.
IN MY DEFENSE... I thought the guy was dead.
This was the HARDEST part of the trap. You gotta time it right. You have NO IDEA how many times he& #39;s ridden out in the middle of a test.
Gordon what the fuck is this clock
I had a whole trap setup just for this piece of shit he& #39;s talking about and they bagged him. So much money down the drain. Everyone would& #39;ve LOVED me for that one!
Sorry my house is so messy, I wasn& #39;t expecting guests this late https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😞" title="EnttĂ€uschtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: EnttĂ€uschtes Gesicht">
I wasn& #39;t even coming up here to torture that guy or anything, I was just going to the fridge to eat some string cheese.
Jeff was just a QA tester. I wasn& #39;t planning to set the trap off early, but the detectives gave me no choice. I DID pay him overtime for this though.
God I wish I got to use this arm blade more. It was so expensive to build, and it& #39;s a trick you can only use once and then everyone knows about it. Doesn& #39;t it look sick?
Dunno why it& #39;s always "gas" with you people. I use "gun" way more. Bombs too.
ngl, i almost stood up and beat adam& #39;s ass right there for saying this shit
Where is Scott Tibbs today? Asking for a friend.
WAIT WHAT& #39;S HAPPENING I CAN& #39;T SEE. WHAT HAPPENED. IS MY BOY OKAY?
This is a fucking disaster.
I actually fucked up here I wasn& #39;t trying to shock him for that long.
You know, a lot of people think the bathroom is one of my best traps and I& #39;m glad people think that because honestly the whole thing was a clusterfuck.
There were like fifteen puzzles they never found. They never even got out of the first room??
Adam& #39;s saw breaking? The two way mirror being found? Zep bringing the fucking detective here? None of that was supposed to happen.
The blood for the cigarettes wasn& #39;t even poisoned - really glad they didn& #39;t call my bluff on that one.
Zep really was just a poor choice all around honestly, one of the biggest fuckups I& #39;ve ever had involved with a project.
You& #39;d think hey lock two guys in a room, that& #39;s easy, but they like NEVER even wanted to talk about shit, whole thing was like pulling teeth.
anyway
So yeah, that was my first movie! A lot of things went wrong, but everything worked out in the end and I learned a lot... and hopefully you did too! Thanks for watching :)
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