How to make a
hit tweet
; a thread


1: you must create a sense of scarcity. your tweets will hit harder if they are dispersed. create a schedule in which you pander to certain audiences each day so that they being to subconsciously await your tweet.
2: you have to make people think that they want your tweets. pay for promotions, ads, and get shoutouts. you must push your tweets.
3: it's an influencer market. start a youtube channel, a facebook page, EVERYTHING. make a brand, gain recognition. people must know your logo across multiple sites. if your logo is appealing, the people will come to you.
*at this point, all morals should be thrown out the door*
*at this point, all morals should be thrown out the door*
4: begin expansion. create more accounts. get your foot in the door of rival pages. it's a dog-eat-dog world.
5: don't limit yourself to the internet! create a merch line! open factories to mass-produce the merch, open shipping depots to send it out. your logo needs to be EVERYWHERE.
6: merch can be much more than just clothing. slap your logo on EVERYTHING: appliances, oil, guns, diamonds, pharmaceuticals. you cannot just reach a market of fans. you must reach a global market.
7: your empire should be growing by now. your circle of influence has become colossal; your platform unstoppable. it is now that you take action: announce that you will be running for the president of the united states.
8: you have the people's attention, but they aren't talking about you. START LYING. SPREAD MISINFORMATION ABOUT YOUR OPPONENTS. REVEL IN THE LIGHT OF THE DARK. THE TRUTH IS FOR SUCKERS, ANYWAY!
9: TURN THE PEOPLE AGAINST EACH OTHER! CONTROVERSY IS YOUR FRIEND! ALL PRESS IS GOOD PRESS, AND IF YOU'RE THE CENTER OF THE PROBLEM, EVERYBODY WILL BE TALKING ABOUT YOU!!
10: THE COUNTRY IS YOURS!! BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?! SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!! NO OTHER COMPANIES SHALL PRODUCE GOODS!! ERADICATE STATE BORDERS!! MAKE A SUPER-STATE!!
11: BEGIN EXPANDING. THE WORLD SHALL BE UNIFIED UNDER YOUR RULE. ERADICATE THE OPPOSITION AND CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE THRONE OF POWER!!
i hope this thread helps small twitter accounts grow
thank you for reading <3
