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1: you must create a sense of scarcity. your tweets will hit harder if they are dispersed. create a schedule in which you pander to certain audiences each day so that they being to subconsciously await your tweet.
2: you have to make people think that they want your tweets. pay for promotions, ads, and get shoutouts. you must push your tweets.
3: it& #39;s an influencer market. start a youtube channel, a facebook page, EVERYTHING. make a brand, gain recognition. people must know your logo across multiple sites. if your logo is appealing, the people will come to you.
*at this point, all morals should be thrown out the door*
*at this point, all morals should be thrown out the door*
4: begin expansion. create more accounts. get your foot in the door of rival pages. it& #39;s a dog-eat-dog world.
5: don& #39;t limit yourself to the internet! create a merch line! open factories to mass-produce the merch, open shipping depots to send it out. your logo needs to be EVERYWHERE.
6: merch can be much more than just clothing. slap your logo on EVERYTHING: appliances, oil, guns, diamonds, pharmaceuticals. you cannot just reach a market of fans. you must reach a global market.
7: your empire should be growing by now. your circle of influence has become colossal; your platform unstoppable. it is now that you take action: announce that you will be running for the president of the united states.
8: you have the people& #39;s attention, but they aren& #39;t talking about you. START LYING. SPREAD MISINFORMATION ABOUT YOUR OPPONENTS. REVEL IN THE LIGHT OF THE DARK. THE TRUTH IS FOR SUCKERS, ANYWAY!
9: TURN THE PEOPLE AGAINST EACH OTHER! CONTROVERSY IS YOUR FRIEND! ALL PRESS IS GOOD PRESS, AND IF YOU& #39;RE THE CENTER OF THE PROBLEM, EVERYBODY WILL BE TALKING ABOUT YOU!!
10: THE COUNTRY IS YOURS!! BUT THAT& #39;S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?! SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!! NO OTHER COMPANIES SHALL PRODUCE GOODS!! ERADICATE STATE BORDERS!! MAKE A SUPER-STATE!!
11: BEGIN EXPANDING. THE WORLD SHALL BE UNIFIED UNDER YOUR RULE. ERADICATE THE OPPOSITION AND CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE THRONE OF POWER!!
i hope this thread helps small twitter accounts grow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> thank you for reading <3
