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Rewatching all of Kelvin Trek as homework for the next recording of @BlackAlertPod.
....yes, even the middle one that shall not be named.
....yes, even the middle one that shall not be named.
Chris Hemsworth is so young and baby in this. 
Spotted a blink and you'll miss him Billy Brown of #HowToGetAwayWithMurder fame as the Med Evac Pilot.
Nice
Spotted a blink and you'll miss him Billy Brown of #HowToGetAwayWithMurder fame as the Med Evac Pilot.
Nice
I'm going to need to go back and compare these Vulcan School pod pits to the ones they have on #StarTrekDiscovery 
Not Me expecting James Frain Sarek!
Actually James Frain Sarek and Winona Ryder Amanda might be cute.
Not Me expecting James Frain Sarek!
Actually James Frain Sarek and Winona Ryder Amanda might be cute.
This scene with Spock and the council hits DIFFERENT after seeing #StarTrekDiscovery. What must Sarek be thinking right now?
Kirk smooth as hell. Chris Pine is smooth as hell.
Man, I really liked these uniforms. Not the hats though. Who's idea was that?
Kirk smooth as hell. Chris Pine is smooth as hell.
Man, I really liked these uniforms. Not the hats though. Who's idea was that?
Karl Urban is a really good Bones.
This green body makeup was really bad.
This fucking APPLE.
Lol.
Me: "Why is there Tyler Perry in my #StarTrek?!"
Every damn time.
This green body makeup was really bad.
This fucking APPLE.
Lol.
Me: "Why is there Tyler Perry in my #StarTrek?!"
Every damn time.
"No. I'm assigned to The Enterprise."
They gave Bruce Greenwood the Angelica Houston Morticia Addams lighting.
This physical comedy is actually really good.
Amanda Foreman? J.J. Abrams really do be giving ALL his friends cameos.
They gave Bruce Greenwood the Angelica Houston Morticia Addams lighting.
This physical comedy is actually really good.
Amanda Foreman? J.J. Abrams really do be giving ALL his friends cameos.
"Hi Chris, I'm Nero."
Aaaaand now I'm sad about Yelchin because Pike left Chekov the Con.
Props to Zachary Quinto's esthetician and makeup artist. Because these brows look freshly done every time I see them.
"Fencing." I love inside jokes.
Aaaaand now I'm sad about Yelchin because Pike left Chekov the Con.
Props to Zachary Quinto's esthetician and makeup artist. Because these brows look freshly done every time I see them.
"Fencing."
I love inside jokes.
I need John Cho in more things.
Was Vulcan always this desolate?
Anton.
This dusty ass cavern with big ass statues is where they thought they'd be safe?
Was Vulcan always this desolate?
Anton.
This dusty ass cavern with big ass statues is where they thought they'd be safe?
Aw #SpUhura. 
....something is telling me this movie has a lot of plot points that are very similar to an episode of #StarTrekVoyager. A man jumping back and forth through time trying to get to a timeline where his wife and child exist.
Am I remembering this right?
....something is telling me this movie has a lot of plot points that are very similar to an episode of #StarTrekVoyager. A man jumping back and forth through time trying to get to a timeline where his wife and child exist.
Am I remembering this right?
Wow a lot happens in this movie. It FEELS like we've been through a lot and I think I still have half the movie left.
This creature does not look like it belongs in ice and snow. But you know...'space'.
*sigh* Nimoy. I didn't think this would make me this sad.
This creature does not look like it belongs in ice and snow. But you know...'space'.
*sigh* Nimoy. I didn't think this would make me this sad.
Sassy Spock is my favorite Spock in every iteration.
Lmao. Why are all these pipes full of water necessary in a space ship?
And now I'm supposed to believe the inside of The Enterprise looks like and industrial factory.
Kirk gets beat in the face a LOT in this movie.
Lmao. Why are all these pipes full of water necessary in a space ship?
And now I'm supposed to believe the inside of The Enterprise looks like and industrial factory.
Kirk gets beat in the face a LOT in this movie.
Ah Simon Pegg.
Soft Sarek Moments.
Oh just KISS already.
Soft Sarek Moments.
Oh just KISS already.
Sulu flexing doing cool helm shit. Gorgeous shot above Titan in front of Saturn that was probably storyboarded.
Nyota.
Earth doesn't have some sort of global defense? No patrolling ships. Just curious.
Nyota.
Earth doesn't have some sort of global defense? No patrolling ships. Just curious.
Fascinating.
The Enterprise should have destroyed the drill on Vulcan.
Nero literally ready to cut off his nose to spite his face.
"I've never beamed 3 people from 2 targets onto 1 pad before!"
The Enterprise should have destroyed the drill on Vulcan.
Nero literally ready to cut off his nose to spite his face.
"I've never beamed 3 people from 2 targets onto 1 pad before!"
The lights. OMG the LIGHTS.
There are 2648625281 lights in the background of this shot. More opportunities to flare I guess but WOW.
Someone count how many times the Enterprise has had to eject the core to solve an issue.
There are 2648625281 lights in the background of this shot. More opportunities to flare I guess but WOW.
Someone count how many times the Enterprise has had to eject the core to solve an issue.
These black uniforms were CRISP.
Me: "Pike is in the wheelchair on no...." I don't like this kind of foreshadowing.
This end bit hits me right in the feels. Everyone on the bridge.
Aw I should rewatch this one more often.
Me: "Pike is in the wheelchair on no...." I don't like this kind of foreshadowing.
This end bit hits me right in the feels. Everyone on the bridge.
Aw I should rewatch this one more often.
Now I have to watch the middle one. I probably won't tweet much about it because I don't want to end up ranting.
I literally do not remember ANY of this. Was I so mad I only watched this movie once?
Oh we kicking off the movie by violating the Prime Directive? Oh okay.
Oh we kicking off the movie by violating the Prime Directive? Oh okay.
These dark grey uniforms are also CRISP. The hats make it look a bit First Order/Third Reich-y.
You know that? I like Barleycorn Cabbagepatch much more when he's older, and bearded, and Dr. Strange. This young clean shaven dude just makes me rage.
You know that? I like Barleycorn Cabbagepatch much more when he's older, and bearded, and Dr. Strange. This young clean shaven dude just makes me rage.
Oh THIS character. 
Oh THIS happens..
Ok but Kirk's astonishment that #SpUhura are fighting is actually really funny.
Oh THIS happens..
Ok but Kirk's astonishment that #SpUhura are fighting is actually really funny.
Aw Sulu gets to sit in The Chair in this one.
"The trade ship we confiscated during the Mudd Incident last month." Damn, Harcourt Fenton Mudd do be holding grudges.
"The trade ship we confiscated during the Mudd Incident last month." Damn, Harcourt Fenton Mudd do be holding grudges.
I'm not sure if this was intended but Into Darkness Klingons look like a step between DS9/Voyager Klingons and Discovery Klingons. You don't see them for too long without their armor/masks so maybe that's part of why I didn't recall.
Lol Nurse Chapel.
Ew THIS happens.
Oop fell asleep. I guess I'll finish tomorrow.
Ew THIS happens.
Oop fell asleep. I guess I'll finish tomorrow.
Back at it.
You know I remember on Tumblr someone drew Kirk on his underwear for this scene to make it fair.
I should go find that.
*10 minutes later* Found it!
Image Credit: https://therealmcgee.tumblr.com/post/51970343878/so-i-was-talking-to-my-friend-about-role-reversal
You know I remember on Tumblr someone drew Kirk on his underwear for this scene to make it fair.
I should go find that.
*10 minutes later* Found it!
Image Credit: https://therealmcgee.tumblr.com/post/51970343878/so-i-was-talking-to-my-friend-about-role-reversal
This 'open the airlock and hold on for dear life's stunt is legit the exact same thing Michael did at the end of Season 3.
You know, this is telling me that the war with the Klingons is impending is every timeline.
You know, this is telling me that the war with the Klingons is impending is every timeline.
On Discovery if Michael hadn't started it, someone else absolutely would have. From either side. Just saying.
Sulu doing more cool rise above the clouds shit. He do be flying tho.
Sulu doing more cool rise above the clouds shit. He do be flying tho.
This rehash that makes Trekkies dislike this movie so much.
Again, Earth don't have a global patrol or defense system to stop ships from just rolling up.
Convenient trench coat is convenient.
Again, Earth don't have a global patrol or defense system to stop ships from just rolling up.
Convenient trench coat is convenient.
Aw...the end bit again.
Yeah I still don't like this one much. It does have some good parts tho.
Yeah I still don't like this one much. It does have some good parts tho.
