MICA'S MOST HATED FOODS 




NUMBER 1. STRAWBERRIES. these the fruits with pretty privilege fr the fakes be tasting better than the actual fruit cause real strawberry just taste like straight dirt water. whoever decided strawberries was edible is wrong
NUMBER 2. SPAGHETTI. idgaf what italians say IT IS GROSS!!!!!! i'm convinced people say it's good cause they wanna suck up to the french or whatever but i REFUSE it tastes like straight ass and whenever people make it they try to make it last for WEEKS, STOP COOKING IT!!!!
NUMBER 3. CANDY CORN. idk WHO TF decided candy corn was supposed to be eaten but they deserve to be burned at the stake it is Disgusting it even LOOKS disgusting, WHO LOOKS AT THAT AND SAYS IT LOOKS GOOD??? the thought of eating it makes me GAG, STOP PUTTING IT OUT FOR KIDS!??
NUMBER 4. BLUE CHEESE. this shit is DISGUSTING it SMELLS like a rotting carcass on the side of the road it LOOKS revolting..WHO TF DECIDED MOLDY CHEESE WAS GOOD..you have to be a sick SICK person to EVER put it near your mouth
NUMBER 5. BACON. i don't care what anyone says i am not arguing over this with anyone, if you eat bacon you seriously need to be evaluated. i have never tasted anything so disgusting in my life. please seek help IMMEDIATELY if you eating this nasty ass pork fat
NUMBER 6. MINT CHOCOLATE. 99.9999999999% of chocolate is bad by itself but adding MINT to it just drives the stake deeper, the chocolate looks like RAT FECES, why anyone would choose this first out of ALL the other ice cream flavors is beyond me
NUMBER 7. MAYONNAISE. i refuse to believe people who eat mayo actually exist and it's all just government propaganda..what do you gain out of eat demon sperm? it looks like hair conditioner
it doesn't add flavor it does NOTHING outside of baking, it should not be a condiment

NUMBER 8. MILK. people who drink milk need THERAPY you will never be able to convince me straight white milk tastes good and the people who put ice cubes in it are WORSE, YOU LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO PUT WATER ON CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP