Ooooooooo...Turrrreeeeek. Do you have a deconstruction fancy that you want us Ex-Christians to tickle?

Are you tired of the usual, boring tropes from former believers who tell you that they left their faith because of scientific evidence, cognitive dissonance.... https://twitter.com/DrFrankTurek/status/1390728217909243907

....problems with the bible & its doctrines, church abuse & hypocrisy, authoritarianism mental health issues, sexism, racism, bigotry etc.?

Would you like us to make a sexy, deconstruction strawman/strawoman that you can do BDSM apologetics with? ….uuuuuuggggghhhh

Do you want us to slowly & softly whisper in your ear that we left our faith because we wanted to engage in hot, steamy, ungodly, decadent, guiltless (and even gay) sex?

C’mon playboy Turek. Don’t be shy about your decadent apologetics. Tell us your fantasies.

Don’t worry. It will be our little secret.