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TOP OF THE POPS 1990 vs. SMASH HITS 1990

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‘Twisted knickers lobbing about in the air.’

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‘Woh oh oh oh.’

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‘Reswizzles.’

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‘There’s so much to say.’

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While we ‘enjoy’ the breakers, here are a selection of readers’ letters.

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‘I didn’t have a row with Adamski. I had a row with someone at Adamski’s record company.’

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‘I let you down.’

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Without my beak, I wouldn’t be Vanilla Ice.’

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‘Bust on their ass.’

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No Carpenters content available, so here’s a picture of Monie Love.

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‘I’m afraid I have started smoking again.’

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‘What a swizz.’

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Well-a-well-a-well-a-uh!’

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‘Smoking that crack (that’s word we pray).’

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‘Don’t leave me in a misery.’

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‘Toss aside your tinsel.’

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‘My favourite phrases are “Chillin’ like Bob Dylan” and “Maxin’ like Michael Jackson,” hur. And “Livin’ like Thanks Givin’”.’

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‘He looks a proper nana.’

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That’s all for this week. Thanks for tuning in, and thanks as ever to Michael Kane for the scans. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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