The media hyperventilating over DeSantis is delicious to me. But do you ever notice they use the same script every time?
Let's start with his Covid response. Wait, he didn't put sick seniors back with healthy seniors? So what, we'll get a nut case to say he's manipulated the numbers. Who cares if she's a qualified nutjob, let's call her a scientist.
Next let's say everyone is going to die because he had schools reopen. F*ck there wasn't a significant increase, what do we do next?
He turned off the mask mandate and let people go to the beaches. Send out the nutcase grim reaper guy. That'll take him down.
Wait, the economy in Florida is doing better than other states? I know let's try the anonymous exstaffers had to give him cupcakes to come to meetings. That should totally make people turn on him. BTW, I find that a genius way to get me to go to meetings.
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