My husband hates to see me wearing crop tops cause my stomach ain’t on flat flat. So I buy a new crop top every week to remind him that my choices aren’t for him & that my body is fine.

It’s the audacity these niggas have for me. If we being real my guy, based on your standards & looking at yo body, you can’t wear a crop top either. They call that a Dad Bod?!?

After having 2 of your children, & gaining some confidence back, you have the audacity to look at me sideways while I’m wearing a 3 inch gap crop top?? You worried about the wrong shit sir.

But you know who kiss this stomach like it’s washboard abs? My side nigga.