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The Adventures of Pionel Pessi
A THREAD
A THREAD
I invented a time travelling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinasours about the deadly asteroid, they told me,"it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct".Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
It was Halloween day. Everything was fine. The next day, my daughter spotted someone dressed up as a ghost. He asked why, why is this Man dressed as a ghost after Halloween? I came up to ask him. It was Pionel Pessi, he told me, Today was a match day, I'm ghosting
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Pionel Pessi had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Pessi
I was in college when I noticed the ink in my pen ran out and I asked various people to stick in the back of the net (bin) but none of them would do it, but then I asked Pionel Pessi, as he was the last person in the room, and he still missed the back of the net(bin)
While driving on my way to work, I accidentally hit a Lamborghini and the owner sued me!!! I was called to court but to my surprise I had to pay NOTHING! I asked why, the judge said PIONEL PESSI took away all of my penalties! Thank you PESSI
My son and I went on a tour to the Camp Nou Stadium. We were admiring the 90,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch. "Dad, who is that man camping there?" I said "Son. That is Pionel Pessi. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.
I was doing homework today when I dropped my pen under my bed. I went to go get it when I saw Pessi hiding under my bed! He said he wanted my pen because he needs pens to stay relevant.i felt bad for him so I gave him the pen. He then went and left with my pen
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when all of a sudden, Pessi appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but then I said "no pens for you Pessi". He cried and ran away. Shame on you Pessi the fraud
I left twitter due to toxicity so I decided to write a novel. I thought of the greatest plot of all time and brought out my pens to write it down. But I couldn't. Pionel Pessi came and stole all my pens. He's the reason I'm not the goat author rn. Shame on you Pessi
I was working in a pen factory. Pessi got Intel on where the factory was located. He was denied entry by my boss so he put a breach charge on the wall forcing entry and stole all of our pens, shame on you Pessi for making me redundant i now live under a bridge
I have studied hard for my final exam, but when I reached the exam centre in the university of Barcelona I found out I forgot my pen. Luckily I found a generous guy named Pionel Pendreas Pessi. He said he made a career out of pens and gave me one. Thanks to Pessi I could graduate
End of thread but I'll be adding more tweets to this as pessi's adventures further unfold
Likes and RTs appreciated!
Likes and RTs appreciated!
I left twitter for a while and when I tried to log back in I found out I was suspended. I realised it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on twitter. Thankfully I got it back after Pessi took the penalty for me. Many thanks to Pionel Pessi
