Church people talk about "taking up their cross" and "laying down their life" and I'm like, bitch, you won't even get a shot to protect the lives of the grannies at your church, maybe cool it with the hero fantasies.

Them, wearing a voice of the martyrs shirt: "I would LITERALLY DIE for my faith!"
Also them: What? Get a free shot that could possibly save the lives of my fellow congregants? And it's especially beneficial for the sick and elderly?? NAH

Do I have a specific pair of church people in mind as I tweet this? YES. Does it unfortunately apply to a lot of church people? Also yes.

Can't believe I attended a bible study all about "biblical womanhood" and listened for hours about self sacrifice from a person who would, two years late, go to fuckin DISNEY WORLD during a fucking pandemic last year. No vaccines, obvs.

Apparently that "I am second" slogan doesn't apply when your vacation is on the line. You'll go on and on about how Christians are supposed to die to themselves, but putting off your Disney vacation for 12 months and getting your fucking shots?? Now that's a bridge too far.