many are asking if I will be watching GHIDORAH, THE THREE-HEADED MONSTER (1964) today, and the answer is THREE TIMES THE DESTRUCTION! THREE TIMES THE TERROR! THREE HEADS ARE DEADLIER THAN ONE!!! https://twitter.com/badpersonclub/status/1388163429106585602

hope he wins this one, he has been embarrassed the last two films. I guess this guy is his big arch-nemesis so I am anticipating a face turn at last

definitely not just scrolling the TL and smoking right now I am absolutely about to watch the movie

I am spending way too much time trying to put together three bowls so I can call it “the three-headed monster” but I only have two in front of me and I don’t know where the others are, what a disaster, truly shameful

well. I’m definitely ready, idk about you

they just showed Godzilla fighting Rodan in the credits like it was a flashback but that has definitely never happened I don’t think. I am pretty sure I didn’t miss one, here

eagerly awaiting what dipshit is going to summon a monster for his son’s birthday party or something this time

oh we are talkin UFO’s, gimme them hostile space aliens, baby

so apparently the planet’s getting all weird. it’s getting hotter every day and there’s a viral outbreak and, hm.

anyway I guess we’re about to be invaded by a giant space monster in real life, glad I watched this

so true

honestly I am not sure if Godzilla’s dead. he just kinda got buried in some silk for five minutes, which honestly seems insufficient, considering they’ve had to use mysterious prototypical supernukes or drop mountains on him before

there’s a Princess of a fake country that needs to be protected or something. the fake country in Mothra was pretty funny, this one is more of a middle eastern/Asian hybrid I guess?? they’re wearing frilly Shakespeare collars(?)

someone is after this princess and frankly I think only Godzilla can do the job. come on big guy, I believe in you

um I think the aliens just made the princess walk out of an airplane midair?? I for one think we should hear them out

there’s meteors hitting everything and everyone’s being very calm, but I get it. they live in a constantly-exploding hellscape, why get excited anymore

now there’s a woman from Venus!! we love space aliens way more than we love the fascinating love stories of the rotating reporter characters in these movies, folks

omfg they’re filming some TV show and these kids love Mothra (that’s fair, we all love Mothra) and I guess they have brought the fuckin fairies to the tv show?? really hope they get into how this was arranged lmfaooo

ah, how are the two Mothras, you ask, small children who love Mothra more than anything. good question.

there could only be one true Mothra. the other was eaten

I guess we’re doing a psychedelic Mothra larva music video, and that’s fine.

POV: you are me

aw the woman from Venus is the Princess of whatever fuckin country dresses like this

love that fuckin “evil sunglasses and slicked-back hair, but also a giant frilly Edwardian frock thing” drip

okay they’re talking Rodan now. we’re gonna have like four monsters, but two Mothras was just out of control, one died on the way back to its home planet.

Rodan’s “solo” movie, notably, sssuuuuucksss

n-NO—!!

mfw it’s Rodan

*pointing from my couch*

would like to learn more about the Mothra Fairies’ press agents, seriously

oh, goddamit

the pattern that’s emerging here is that a bunch of completely unrelated stuff is going on and then like 40 minutes into the movie Godzilla just leaps out of something without any forewarning

typical, smdh

even Godzilla is like, come on dude. we’re all waiting for you to do something cool

good news, everyone

finally someone said the word “Ghidorah” in the film “Ghidorah, The Three-Headed Monster (1964)”

owned

aw, son of a BITCH

glad the good King is continuing the hilarious trend of giant monster wings totaling buildings. always a highlight. this makes me laugh so hard, every time

lmfao the military literally like, “what do you want us to do, nuke them”

ladies and gentlemen of the Japanese defense council. you of course already know the small fairy women,

obviously I am extremely hyped for this to happen but, seems like a bad plan