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During a robbery in America, bank robbers shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you."
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"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you."
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Everyone in the bank laid down willingly and quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized! This is
a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
"Please be civilized! This is
a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home
The younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who was a high school dropout )
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who was a high school dropout )
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a
long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.”
Experience is more important than paper qualifications!
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a
long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.”
Experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor added:
"It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
"It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could
only count $20 million.
The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could
only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry
and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took
$20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.
It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took
$20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.
It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by
this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!
this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!
So, who do think were the real robbers here? 
