vancian magic should mean weird as hell shit involving very petty wizards

tired: fire-and-forget-fireball
wired: fire-and-forget-fireball that only targets people named "kevin", shorter duration but double intensity on people named "kev" or "vin"

I've been using a sort-of shared setting (more like a tone I guess?) when running fantasy one-shots where powerful archmages hire adventurers to do arbitrary petty bullshit

And all the archmages would do spells like this. Artisanal, bespoke, locavore magic.

I've put the fantasy PUBG adventure project on hold for now, but I want to get back to Aemondor Bluemalkin, Jhirendal Goldenflame, Legrane the Grand, and Rose Magnificent some day