I get the need for inclusive language, but 'BIRTHING PERSON' (currently trending on twitter), sounds like a term aliens abducting us for our fluids might use.

I know as merely an Ejaculating Person, I don't get to have say in these things, but as breeder culture terms go, this is certainly one of the more off-putting ones.

Motion to replace

"birthing person"

with

"BABY INCUBATOR"

Because it is apparently necessary to reiterate these things:

This is not making light of the need to have language for folks of various genders who carry children.

It is making light of how awful sounding and alienating this attempt to do so is.