banger tweets dsmp! nico would tweet as everything plays out:

lmanburg war
“if they let me on i would’ve ended the war with the power of money. life is futile, money is forever.”

”tommy wouldnt have died if he was rich LOL pay to win bitch”

“rip tommy but i’m built different stay in school kids”

elections
”can those motherfuckers shut up this isnt george washington: the second coming.”

“this is stupid just say you read us history and think you’re hot shit for recreating it“

wilbur and tommy losing
”aw. should’ve used bribery tho”

festival, tubbo explosion
”that ended off in a BANG ”

“they really let a pig kick their asses”

pogtopia v manburg
”if wilbur was paid vast sums of money then maybe he wouldn’t have exploded lmanburg lol it’s the art of the deal baby“

“is tubbo roleplaying kid president now wtf is wrong with this server”

“ngl lmanburg was literally british america so good on wilbur for blowing it up i don’t want to deal with another American Shithole”

“why did they let a pig beat them up when he literally stood there and spew bullshit about greek gods”

”mf this isn’t ancient greece it’s 2020”

i have nothin this thread has slowly become unfunny so i’m done for now