🥵RATING ONE PIECE DILFS - A THREAD🥵
im rating them based on my personal opinion of how hot they are, how much of a dad potential they actually have/how good of a father they are and how much they cater to my own personal daddy issues and preferences for men. now that thats said... lets get started daddy issues twt!
CROCODILE | 6/10

-this man wakes up the brat in me a little too hard
-i just wanna sit on his lap and act up until he bends me over his desk and makes me behave
-he is a dominant DADDY
-not really a father tho…
-i wouldnt tie to him emotionally it wont end well, he wont heal me
SHANKS | 7/10

-def has a kid he isnt aware of
-hes funny sexy really strong and really protective of his own tho...
-he sucks toes but hes amazing in bed
-i cant see him tied down to one person unfortunately
-but he has red hair so im his cum rag for life
-and a sexy crewmate ;)
FRANKY | 6/10

-hes more like a cool boyfriend than a dilf to me tbh
-i kind of do want my pussy to taste like pepsi cola yeah
-SOOO funny and charming he’d have me laughing all the time and i need that
-a cool dad, extra but v loving
-im only chasing after pre ts franky though
RAYLEIGH | 8/10

-GRANDPAS SHOULD NOT BE THIS SEXY
-the way this man flirts would make me weak in the knees
-his maturity is so calming and reassuring, i need him...
-he isnt freaky but he knows his stuff, he’d do me good
-im so sorry mrs shakky im gonna have sex with your man
DOFLAMINGO | 4/10

-is visiting my man in jail the kind of therapy i want for my daddy issues? no, but the dick’s worth it
-no emotional connection, id just be a rag to him and its okay
-A FREAK
-he would give me more issues than he would cure
-dont ever let this man procreate
BUGGY | 2/10

-i cannot imagine him laying pipe i am so sorry but i respect the ppl who want it
-the whole detachable dick thing could be a RIDE though
-i am not bringing mini clowns into this world and neither should he
-he cries after sex i cant deal with that
WHITEBEARD | 8/10

-i canonically cannot name a better father?
-i want him to adopt me but i also want him to be my daddy
-but how does one human sized being take dick from someone who’s 22 feet tall?
-like a champ, thats how. whatever it takes.
-he would treat me RIGHT
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