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𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀
/kɒkˈwɒmb(ə)l əˈstreɪlˈlɪs/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

A male beast from Aussieland, prone to making outrageously stupid statements & inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom & importance.

Often found in boss roles, the cockwomble australis is thought by anthropologists to have evolved from the cockwomble scotia /kɒkˈwɒmb(ə)l ˈskəʊʃə/, after migrating to Aussieland during the 17th and 18th centuries.

Cockwomble anglia /kɒkˈwɒmb(ə)l ˈæŋɡlɪə/, a close cousin of both the cockwomble australis and cockwomble scotia.

A cockwomble australis pictured interacting with a cockwomble americana /kɒkˈwɒmb(ə)l əˌmɛrɪˈkɑːnə/, aka cockwomble supreme /kɒkˈwɒmb(ə)l suːˈpriːm/. The species are said to be very similar in terms of biology and behavior.

A very special thank you to @EmergencyBK and @territowelling1 for their tireless anthropological research on this species.

A particularly notable species in the cockwomble family is the cockwomble brazilia /kɒkˈwɒmb(ə)l brə-zĭl′yə/ - known for displaying the characteristics in their strongest form.

Some members of the species, such as this cockwomble arabia /kɒkˈwɒmb(ə)l əˈreɪbɪə/, are so confident of their self-importance that they will attempt to hurt the creatures around them in an act of self-preservation.

Some examples of the cockwomble australis are considered particularly aggressive.

Others are barely recognizable.