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"A Multipart Docuseries on Photoshop Deviancy"

Deputy Surly "The Skeptic" Semantics provided me with a good segue: WHERE IS THIS ALL GOING???

Let& #39;s take a look back at the contentiousness that kicked off this investigation.

From the evidence locker; https://twitter.com/surlysemantics/status/1390352015142780929">https://twitter.com/surlysema...
Community patroller @StephWKBach called this one in last weekend, and it& #39;s been troubling us so much we& #39;ve been skipping fourth AND fifth donut break.

You see, Commissioner @eamoncyr pulled our warrant (before being thrown into jail himself; contempt in court).

What happened??
Think back to yesterday& #39;s training video; we& #39;ve been running that tape since the 70s but it& #39;s still gold (and we spent all our budget on tasers so it& #39;s not getting replaced)

A dark alley and frayed nerves can make even a lowly piece of larf look criminally deviant!

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As we can see, this "crook" is nothing but a collection of scary looking shadows, accented by a perfectly legal contrast bump.

Arresting this bud would be fun but unconstitutional.

As for our suspect... investigation is still underway. @HIGH_TIMES_Mag unreachable for comment.
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