I am obsessed with when birds don't fly away from you

They're just like, "You're obviously not a predator + you stare at a computer all day. I'm just going to not fly away and continue to be very cute"

And it's like hell yeah I couldn't hurt a fly even if my life depended on it in the wild. Stay here and look around very quickly with a content expression

And they're like hell yeah if it were me or you, I could probably kill you. If it were one of us, and it came to that. I'm 0% afraid

And I'm like why would one of us have to die and they're like you know, if I thought you were gonna take some eggs out of my nest or it was a contest or whatever. And I'm like, do you mean like in that one Jennifer Lawrence movie what's it called, and they're like Hunger Games.