I’ve been stuck in bed for 3 days now with bronchitis and today I’ve decided to embark on a One Tree Hill rewatch. While I love this show, I have a LOT of questions.

For one, what creep was like “You know what this teen girl should have? A webcam in her bedroom that’s turned on 24 hours a day.” Punk and Disorderly, Peyton?

Secondly, I love how Lucas is always reading classic literature in his spare time. Have any of these writers MET a sixteen year old boy?

“Hey, bud, wanna go to this rager tonight? Heard there’s gonna be a keg there and everything!”

“Nah, The Great Gatsby is calling my name.”