my dad has been laid off due to covid and now that he's vaccinated he's itching to go back to work, so i told him i'd help him with his resume. i asked him where he wants to work, and he said, SO earnestly, "costco seems like a nice place" i'm gonna cry lol

he's informed he'd also like to work for ups or fedex, because he "doesn't want to sit all day." if you're in metro detroit & you have anything to do with hiring for costco, ups, or fedex, lmk? my dad is a very nice man who will work obnoxiously & is painfully helpful lol

he's had the same email since before i was born and it is painfully dad-like and cannot go on a resume so i am making him a new one. i was teasing him and said i was going to make his email "pleasehiremydad @ gmail" and he goes "hey, that'd get my attention!" i'm--

my boyfriend owns a cleaning company and stares at resumes all day so he agreed to help me make my dad's Stand Out. together, our united team will get jeff a job at costco. i am manifesting.

he is but a constantly cheerful man, extremely good at making nachos, who merely dreams of working for costco.

costco ik ur not on twitter but if you see this please don’t let him down my dad is very nice. look at how proud he is.