Tonight I begin my first viewing of the Fast and the Furious movies, while we wait for this baby to show her face to the world. Love heist movies, hate action sequences, love Vin Diesel in The Pacifier, truly unclear how this will go!!

Oh! Love Jordan’s Brewster from the little-known, very silly lesbian spy film DEBS. Sold.

Ok an hour into the first one: totally acceptable ratio of action sequence to corny early 00s dramedy. A real Gone in Sixty Seconds vibe I can get down with. Cant believe none* of you told me to watch these before.

*jk

THEY THINK PAUL WALKER IS A COP. WHATS GONNA HAPPEN.

Have to share this incredible food + booze pairing advice coming in hot from @danscarvalone:

Why did Jesse bet his dad’s car?? How am I emotionally invested this early in the series??

Vince‘s arm

IM SO STRESSED

Fuck.

I don’t think I can spoil a twenty year old movie but: fuck.

Guys I liked an action movie!! I’m hooked!

The saga continues in 2 Fast 2 Furious, which noted franchise fan @mariontjohnson describes as “very bad, the worst... absolutely skip 2, it’s too bad,” advice my completionist nature won’t allow me to heed.

Am I to understand neither Jordana Brewster nor Michelle Rodriguez is in this film?

They jumped a car ONTO a boat? (We’ve resumed 2 Fast 2 Furious.)