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Not a soul:
Me: Yeah okay here& #39;s a thread of my plants
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Absolutely no one:
Not a soul:
Me: Yeah okay here& #39;s a thread of my plants
Okay so you all just met Stella, a sweet North Yorkshire born gal who I adopted last year specifically to annoy my girlfriend who thinks I have too many plants
(And if you& #39;re reading this, no you can& #39;t use this thread to prove your point)y
(And if you& #39;re reading this, no you can& #39;t use this thread to prove your point)y
Peeping behind Stella you can see Eric who was my desk pal at HQ for a brief spell before spending lockdown no.1 in the loving care of @KatrinaAnneS (thanks for keeping him alive https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">)
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Also in the aloe fam (bc I think Eric is aloe-y?) is Philoppe, the party aloe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥳" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face"> his brother Philippe is currently with @charfitz96 and honestly might be dead (may he rest in peace)
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We also have some more succulents hanging out in the Cactus Corner. Meet Lionel, Gerald and Simon, more commonly known as "the boys"
A much more recent addition to the team is Ted (named after none other than Ted Hastings, because HONESTLY THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY). He& #39;ll also answer to Norman and/or Montgomery. Not a fussy guy
Ted/Norman/Montgomery came home with me alongside this sassy lil& #39; gal named Jodie. She& #39;s too small to be photographed from any other angle than above cos she& #39;s EXTRA
From the smallest to the largest, we have Marley the curly spider plant! He& #39;s too cool for the rest of my friends and hates it in my room so hangs out with the tomato plants in the porch
And last but not least we have mega matriarch Jenna!! I picked her up in a teeny garden centre in Crystal Palace in 2019 and she has been up and down the country with me TWICE
(this is actually a cutting of OG Jenna because she got TOO BIG to move back to Yorkshire with me)
(this is actually a cutting of OG Jenna because she got TOO BIG to move back to Yorkshire with me)
