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When I nap, half the time I dream that I wasn& #39;t able to sleep so I got up and started doing ordinary things, very disgruntled because I& #39;m convinced that I& #39;m NOT napping, and then I wake up and realize that the thing with the sandwich didn& #39;t actually happen.
But then today, I dreamed I was napping in a hotel, when S came in and woke me up to tell me a) the Cardinals had won, and b) he& #39;d invented a new kind of trail mix that he wanted me to try, from stuff he& #39;d bought out of hotel vending machines.
Now, the fact that we were in a hotel should have tipped me off that I was still asleep. But it did not.
I started eating this trail mix. There were M&Ms and feta cheese and crackers and a LOT of green pepper pieces (still totally plausible to me that this was from a vending machine)
And for a moment it occurred to me that maybe I was dreaming, but then I was like "Nah, I can taste everything! You can& #39;t taste things in dreams!"
(apparently you can?)
(apparently you can?)
S was particularly enthused about the last thing in the trail mix. It looked like a large, brown M&M with a smiling chicken stamped on it. I bit down on it. It tasted like chicken and biscuits.
I was SO SHOCKED by this turn of events that I finally woke up.
I was SO SHOCKED by this turn of events that I finally woke up.
