IT'S A TRAP!!!

Looking for a DGW differential who doesn't blank in GW36?

Look no further!

No, seriously, look no further as you surely aren't nuts enough to take my advice are you?

OK - it's on you when it all goes horribly wrong!

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Stuart Armstrong - Soton

£5.5m, 0.4% owned, 2327 mins,102 pts so far.

Fixtures - liv, CRY, FUL

The uber-differential Scotsman is a nailed on starter & has racked up
⚽️x 4
🅰️x 6
🅱️x 4 (Bonus points)

Trap Rating: Glue trap - expect a sticky ending!
Bertrand Traore - Villa

£5.8m, 0.7%, 1929 mins, 106 pts

Fixtures - MUN, EVE, cry

Usually starts and gets 60 mins before being subbed.
⚽️x 5
🅰️x 5
🅱️x 4

Trap rating: Mouse Trap - could go out with a squeak!
Lucas Digne - Everton

£6.1m, 9.7%, 2231 mins, 96 pts

Fixtures - whu, avl, SHU

Nailed on, but unfortunately in the Everton defence!
⚽️x 0
🅰️x 9
🅱️x 14
CS x 6 😬

Trap Rating: Bear Trap - could get messy!
Eberechi Eze - Palace

£5.8m, 0.9%, 2285 mins, 99 pts

Fixtures - shu, sou, AVL

Nailed on - but are Palace on the beach already?
⚽️x 3
🅰️x 5
🅱️x 12

Trap rating: Foothold trap - could end up being lame!
Gylfi Sigurdsson - Everton

£6.9m, 3%, 1906 mins, 111 pts

Fixtures - whu, avl, SHU

Retro pick who will deliver big unless he doesn't, which happens a lot!
⚽️x 6
🅰️x 4
🅱️x 13

Trap Rating: Man trap - likely to end in tears!
Anwar El Ghazi - Villa

£5.2m, 1%, 1182 mins, 88 pts

Fixtures - MUN, EVE, cry

Likely to play all three with Grealish & Trézéguet absent and loves to shoot.
⚽️x 8
🅰️x 0
🅱️x 11

Trap Rating: Net trap - could escape with a big haul!
Wilf Zaha - Palace

£7.1m, 9.8%, 2162 mins, 122 pts

Fixtures - shu, sou, AVL

Injury rumour but could go big with the opposition.
⚽️x 10
🅰️x 4
🅱️x 11

Trap Rating: Pony & trap - could be a touch classy!
James Ward-Prowse, Soton

£5.8m, 9.7%, 1970 mins, 143 pts

Fixtures - liv, CRY, FUL

Soton's main man will be at the heart of everything.
⚽️x 8
🅰️x 6
🅱️x 16

Trap Rating: Goat & Trap - who doesn't want a GOAT for a DGW?
Whoever you go for, may your arrows be green.

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