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*shakey phone camera*
Kami: Bakubro, we& #39;re here! Let& #39;s gooo!
Baku: For fucks sake! Get that shit out of my face!
Kami: No! I need to document this momentous occasion! You never go out with us!
Baku: You& #39;re doing a very good job at reminding me why that is...
Kami: Bakubro, we& #39;re here! Let& #39;s gooo!
Baku: For fucks sake! Get that shit out of my face!
Kami: No! I need to document this momentous occasion! You never go out with us!
Baku: You& #39;re doing a very good job at reminding me why that is...
Deku: *out of the picture* Kacchan! Help me with my pants!
Kami: Ohhhhh? Are we interrupting something?
Baku: *gives Kami a blank look* No. He literally needs help to get into his pants. He’s built like a brick house but in his mind, he& #39;s still tiny. It& #39;s fucking ridiculous.
Kami: Ohhhhh? Are we interrupting something?
Baku: *gives Kami a blank look* No. He literally needs help to get into his pants. He’s built like a brick house but in his mind, he& #39;s still tiny. It& #39;s fucking ridiculous.
Kami: ...
Baku: ...
Kami: ... you& #39;re humoring him because his ass looks great in those too-tight pants, right?
Baku: Fuck off!!! *stalks off to help Deku*
*phone camera stealthily creeps around the door*
Kiri: *whispers* No, bro, don& #39;t do it!
Kami: *whispers* I gotta!
Baku: ...
Kami: ... you& #39;re humoring him because his ass looks great in those too-tight pants, right?
Baku: Fuck off!!! *stalks off to help Deku*
*phone camera stealthily creeps around the door*
Kiri: *whispers* No, bro, don& #39;t do it!
Kami: *whispers* I gotta!
Baku: See? This is what fucking happens when you eat too much Katsudon!
Deku: Kacchan! Don& #39;t be mean! I& #39;m not fat!
Baku: Never said you were, but you& #39;re no dainty elf either. No suck in that gut and clench your ass cheeks!
Deku: It doesn& #39;t fit!
Deku: Kacchan! Don& #39;t be mean! I& #39;m not fat!
Baku: Never said you were, but you& #39;re no dainty elf either. No suck in that gut and clench your ass cheeks!
Deku: It doesn& #39;t fit!
Baku: We& #39;re gonna make it fucking fit! Jump!
*camera captures Deku jumping up and down and Baku pulling his tight pants up*
Baku: You& #39;re not allowed to bend over or people are really going to see why you& #39;re Japan& #39;s ass.
*camera captures Deku jumping up and down and Baku pulling his tight pants up*
Baku: You& #39;re not allowed to bend over or people are really going to see why you& #39;re Japan& #39;s ass.
Deku: *giggles* Thanks, Kacchan!
Baku: Whatever... *turns around* Oi, Sparky, are you filming this?!
Kami: Abort mission, abort!
Baku: Get back here you-
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
Baku: Whatever... *turns around* Oi, Sparky, are you filming this?!
Kami: Abort mission, abort!
Baku: Get back here you-
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
*shakey phone camera*
*all-around bad lighting and loud music*
*you can still hear Baku yelling*
Baku: God damn it, Deku! That& #39;s not the bar that& #39;s a beer pong table!
Deku: But other people were taking drinks from there too?
Baku: Because they were playing, you fucking idiot!
*all-around bad lighting and loud music*
*you can still hear Baku yelling*
Baku: God damn it, Deku! That& #39;s not the bar that& #39;s a beer pong table!
Deku: But other people were taking drinks from there too?
Baku: Because they were playing, you fucking idiot!
Kiri: And so it begins.
Kami: The real reason Bakugou never goes out with us.
Kiri: Light-weight Midoriya is at it again. I don& #39;t understand how his tolerance is so low even though he has so many muscles.
Baku: Deku! Get the fuck down from there!
Kami: The real reason Bakugou never goes out with us.
Kiri: Light-weight Midoriya is at it again. I don& #39;t understand how his tolerance is so low even though he has so many muscles.
Baku: Deku! Get the fuck down from there!
*camera swings around and catches Deku dancing on top of the bar with Mina*
Deku: Kacchan! Come dance with me!
Baku: Over my dead body! Now get down there before it& #39;s over YOUR dead body!
Kiri: Aww, let him have his fun Bakubro!
Deku: Kacchan! Come dance with me!
Baku: Over my dead body! Now get down there before it& #39;s over YOUR dead body!
Kiri: Aww, let him have his fun Bakubro!
Baku: No! Knowing him he& #39;s going to fall and break his fucking neck!
Kami: So it has nothing to do with the leering crowd staring at your boyfriend& #39;s ass?
Kami: So it has nothing to do with the leering crowd staring at your boyfriend& #39;s ass?
Baku: Who& #39;s staring? *points at a guy next to them* You, fucking extra! Eyes away from my boyfriend& #39;s ass or I& #39;m going to remove them!
Kami: This is the best thing ever.
Baku: Stop filming, you little-!
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
Kami: This is the best thing ever.
Baku: Stop filming, you little-!
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
Part 3!
*shakey camera*
*loud music, but you can see bathroom stalls*
Kami: Bakubro? Did you find Midoriya?
Baku: Yeah.
*camera picks up Baku standing over a crying Deku, sitting on the floor and clutching his phone*
Kami: Oh shit, everything all right?
*loud music, but you can see bathroom stalls*
Kami: Bakubro? Did you find Midoriya?
Baku: Yeah.
*camera picks up Baku standing over a crying Deku, sitting on the floor and clutching his phone*
Kami: Oh shit, everything all right?
Baku: Yes. The shitty nerd is just acting like an idiot.
Deku: *hiccups* Kacchan! I can& #39;t help it!
Baku: This is all frog girl’s fault!
Kami: Asui’s? How?
Baku: *gestures for Deku to show Kami his phone*
Deku: *hiccups* Kacchan! I can& #39;t help it!
Baku: This is all frog girl’s fault!
Kami: Asui’s? How?
Baku: *gestures for Deku to show Kami his phone*
*on the phone there is a photo of a frog wearing a top hat*
Deku: *wails* It& #39;s so cuuuteee!
Baku: *sighs* You& #39;re lucky that I love you or I would drown you in the sink right here.
Deku: Kacchan? You love me?
Deku: *wails* It& #39;s so cuuuteee!
Baku: *sighs* You& #39;re lucky that I love you or I would drown you in the sink right here.
Deku: Kacchan? You love me?
Baku: I& #39;m your fucking boyfriend, of course, I love you! Now get up off the floor!
Deku: Kacchan! *Deku jumps up and wraps his arms around Baku*
Deku: Kacchan! *Deku jumps up and wraps his arms around Baku*
Kami: Ahhh, true love! Just like in every romance novel! I just wasn& #39;t expecting all these dirty toilets.
Baku: I& #39;m going to fucking end you.
Kami: And that& #39;s my cue to go!
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
Baku: I& #39;m going to fucking end you.
Kami: And that& #39;s my cue to go!
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
Part 4!
Kami: You lost Midoriya? Wasn& #39;t he just hugging you in the bathroom?
Baku: I took my eyes off him for a second and he was gone!
Mina: I bet this is what it& #39;s like to have a toddler.
Kiri: Wait, I think I saw him over there by the TV.
Baku: I took my eyes off him for a second and he was gone!
Mina: I bet this is what it& #39;s like to have a toddler.
Kiri: Wait, I think I saw him over there by the TV.
Kami: Why is there a TV? Dude, no way, they have Mario Cart in here? What kind of club is this?!
Mina: Wait till you see the ball pool.
Kami: Seriously?!
Kiri: Midobro! Are you playing Mario Cart?
Mina: Wait till you see the ball pool.
Kami: Seriously?!
Kiri: Midobro! Are you playing Mario Cart?
Baku: Of course he is, Shitty Hair! The important question is, Deku, are you wiping the floor with these losers?!
Deku: Can& #39;t talk. Need to concentrate!
Kami: You go, Midoriya!
Mina: Watch out, they have a blue shell!
Deku: Can& #39;t talk. Need to concentrate!
Kami: You go, Midoriya!
Mina: Watch out, they have a blue shell!
Baku: Oh hell no! Deku, you better not lose this race, or else I& #39;m going to beat your ass!
Kiri: Watch the banana peel! The peel!
Kami: Deku, number one hero and number one at Mario Cart!
Baku: No fucking way! Oi, extra! Gimme that! *grabs the controller from someone else*
Kiri: Watch the banana peel! The peel!
Kami: Deku, number one hero and number one at Mario Cart!
Baku: No fucking way! Oi, extra! Gimme that! *grabs the controller from someone else*
Baku: Time to show Deku who& #39;s boss!
Deku: Bring it, Kacchan!
Kiri: Is this a good idea?
Mina: This is the best idea!
Sero: I& #39;ll be taking bets on the winner!
Kami: Dude! Where were you?
Sero: Doing shots with Roki over by the ball pool.
Baku: Did you just drop a red shell on me?
Deku: Bring it, Kacchan!
Kiri: Is this a good idea?
Mina: This is the best idea!
Sero: I& #39;ll be taking bets on the winner!
Kami: Dude! Where were you?
Sero: Doing shots with Roki over by the ball pool.
Baku: Did you just drop a red shell on me?
Deku: And what if I did?
Baku: This relationship is over! I& #39;m going to divorce you!
Deku: *gasp* Kacchan! No!
Baku: You fucking-! Stop it with the red shells!
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
Baku: This relationship is over! I& #39;m going to divorce you!
Deku: *gasp* Kacchan! No!
Baku: You fucking-! Stop it with the red shells!
*camera cuts off*
TBC!
Part 5!
Baku: Deku, don& #39;t you dare!
Kami: What happened?! What did I miss?!
Sero: Midoriya found the ball pool!
*camera focuses in on Baku trying to hold back Deku*
*Deku slips away and dives headfirst into the pool*
*Mina and Ochako are already in it and are cheering*
Kami: What happened?! What did I miss?!
Sero: Midoriya found the ball pool!
*camera focuses in on Baku trying to hold back Deku*
*Deku slips away and dives headfirst into the pool*
*Mina and Ochako are already in it and are cheering*
Baku: For fucks sake! I can never take you anywhere!
Kiri: Aww, lighten up Bakubro!
Baku: I& #39;m going to explode your face.
Kiri: Well, if I& #39;m going to die anyway...
Baku: You wouldn& #39;t dare.
Kiri: I absolutely would.
*Kiri grabs Baku around the waist and jumps*
Kiri: Aww, lighten up Bakubro!
Baku: I& #39;m going to explode your face.
Kiri: Well, if I& #39;m going to die anyway...
Baku: You wouldn& #39;t dare.
Kiri: I absolutely would.
*Kiri grabs Baku around the waist and jumps*
*loud yelling and cursing, balls flying everywhere*
*a few small explosions are going off*
Kami: One minute of silence for the bravest of them all. He died the way he lived, surrounded by balls.
Sero: Your turn.
Kami: What-?
*camera flies through the air before turning off*
TBC!
*a few small explosions are going off*
Kami: One minute of silence for the bravest of them all. He died the way he lived, surrounded by balls.
Sero: Your turn.
Kami: What-?
*camera flies through the air before turning off*
TBC!
Part 6!
*loud club music and bad lighting*
Kami: Midoriya& #39;s paying for a round of shots!
*camera focuses on Deku standing at the bar and sliding money over the counter*
Deku: You can keep the rest!
Bartender: I& #39;m sorry, that& #39;s not enough money...
Kami: Midoriya& #39;s paying for a round of shots!
*camera focuses on Deku standing at the bar and sliding money over the counter*
Deku: You can keep the rest!
Bartender: I& #39;m sorry, that& #39;s not enough money...
Baku: For fucks sake, nerd! If you& #39;re that wasted already you should drink water instead of doing shots!
Deku: Wait! Here& #39;s the rest! *he pulls out his wallet and starts pulling out 100 Yen coins*
Baku: No! Take back your change you fucking disgrace!
Deku: Wait! Here& #39;s the rest! *he pulls out his wallet and starts pulling out 100 Yen coins*
Baku: No! Take back your change you fucking disgrace!
*camera captures Baku putting his arm around Deku to pull him away from the bar while sliding over the rest of the money*
Deku: But Kacchan! I can pay for my own alcohol!
Baku: Tonight your not. I& #39;m covering your bill from now on.
Kiri: Sweet! Bakugou& #39;s paying for our drinks!
Deku: But Kacchan! I can pay for my own alcohol!
Baku: Tonight your not. I& #39;m covering your bill from now on.
Kiri: Sweet! Bakugou& #39;s paying for our drinks!
Baku: Hell no! You idiots can pay on your own!
Kami: I want those boyfriend privileges too...
Deku: No! Only I can be Kacchan& #39;s boyfriend!
Baku: Deku! You& #39;re choking me!
Kami: *whispers* Let& #39;s grab the shots while they& #39;re distracted.
Sero: Way ahead of you.
TBC!
Kami: I want those boyfriend privileges too...
Deku: No! Only I can be Kacchan& #39;s boyfriend!
Baku: Deku! You& #39;re choking me!
Kami: *whispers* Let& #39;s grab the shots while they& #39;re distracted.
Sero: Way ahead of you.
TBC!
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*loud party music, bad lighting, and screaming people*
Kami: What& #39;s going on? What& #39;s going on?!
Kiri: They& #39;re having a push-up competition in the middle of the dance floor!
Kami: What& #39;s going on? What& #39;s going on?!
Kiri: They& #39;re having a push-up competition in the middle of the dance floor!
*camera swings around towards the middle of the crowd where several people are doing push-ups with solo cups balanced on their backs*
Kami: How did that happen?!
Sero: Someone dared Midoriya to do it.
Kami: Where Bakugou? I& #39;m kind of surprised he isn& #39;t here.
Kiri: He& #39;s too busy.
Kami: How did that happen?!
Sero: Someone dared Midoriya to do it.
Kami: Where Bakugou? I& #39;m kind of surprised he isn& #39;t here.
Kiri: He& #39;s too busy.
*camera follows Kiri& #39;s pointed finger*
*Baku stands next to Deku and cheers him on*
Baku: COME ON, DEKU! GO! GO! DON& #39;T LOSE TO THIS- TO THIS FUCKING EXTRA! COME ON BABY!
*camera focuses in on the last two contestants*
*the solo cup of Deku& #39;s opponent falls over*
*Baku stands next to Deku and cheers him on*
Baku: COME ON, DEKU! GO! GO! DON& #39;T LOSE TO THIS- TO THIS FUCKING EXTRA! COME ON BABY!
*camera focuses in on the last two contestants*
*the solo cup of Deku& #39;s opponent falls over*
*the crowd goes wild*
Baku: HELL YEAH! THAT& #39;S MY BOYFRIEND!!!
*Baku picks up Deku and kisses him hard before hoisting him up in the air*
*Kiri runs over to help*
*the crowd starts chanting*
Crowd: Deku! Deku! Deku!
Kami. This is the best night ever!
*camera shuts off*
TBC!
Baku: HELL YEAH! THAT& #39;S MY BOYFRIEND!!!
*Baku picks up Deku and kisses him hard before hoisting him up in the air*
*Kiri runs over to help*
*the crowd starts chanting*
Crowd: Deku! Deku! Deku!
Kami. This is the best night ever!
*camera shuts off*
TBC!
Part 8!
*camera turn on*
*a dark hallway and hushed whispers*
Baku: *loud whispers* Be quiet! I don& #39;t need another noise complaint from the neighbors just because you idiots walked face-first into walls and doors!
*a dark hallway and hushed whispers*
Baku: *loud whispers* Be quiet! I don& #39;t need another noise complaint from the neighbors just because you idiots walked face-first into walls and doors!
Deku: *getting a piggyback ride from Baku* But Kacchan, most of those noise complaints are because you& #39;re yelling.
Baku: Keep this up you little shit and I& #39;m going to drop you without remorse!
Deku: I can walk on my own! You just want to grope my ass!
Baku: And so what if I do?
Baku: Keep this up you little shit and I& #39;m going to drop you without remorse!
Deku: I can walk on my own! You just want to grope my ass!
Baku: And so what if I do?
*camera captures Baku grabbing DekU& #39;s ass and Deku squeaking*
Sero: *sighs* Good thing I took their keys a while ago...
Baku: What the fuck, Tape Face?
*the group makes their way into the apartment*
*Deku slides from Baku& #39;s back and goes straight into the kitchen*
Sero: *sighs* Good thing I took their keys a while ago...
Baku: What the fuck, Tape Face?
*the group makes their way into the apartment*
*Deku slides from Baku& #39;s back and goes straight into the kitchen*
Baku: What do you think you& #39;re doing?
Deku: I& #39;m hungry!
Baku: You are not eating chips in our bed again!
Kami: Again?
Baku: Shut up!
Kiri: You& #39;re so whipped, it& #39;s cute bro! It& #39;s manly to be so in love!
Baku: I swear to fucking god, I& #39;m throwing you out of the window!
Deku: I& #39;m hungry!
Baku: You are not eating chips in our bed again!
Kami: Again?
Baku: Shut up!
Kiri: You& #39;re so whipped, it& #39;s cute bro! It& #39;s manly to be so in love!
Baku: I swear to fucking god, I& #39;m throwing you out of the window!
*in the background of their conversation Deku waves at the camera and slips into the bedroom, a bag of chips clutched in his hands*
Baku: Now all of you, shut it! You know the drill. Couch, guest futons, no noise, or I& #39;ll kill you!
*he walks into the bedroom*
Baku: Now all of you, shut it! You know the drill. Couch, guest futons, no noise, or I& #39;ll kill you!
*he walks into the bedroom*
Kiri: Let& #39;s get to sleep.
Kami: Wait for it...
Baku: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
*Sero, Kiri, and Kami start laughing*
*camera shuts off*
TBC!
Kami: Wait for it...
Baku: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
*Sero, Kiri, and Kami start laughing*
*camera shuts off*
TBC!
Part 9!
*early morning light*
*the camera slowly inches over the back of the couch*
*You can see BkDk standing in the kitchen*
*Deku has his arms wrapped around Baku and is leaning against his back*
*the scene is broken by a low grumble*
Deku: Kacchan, I& #39;m hungry.
*the camera slowly inches over the back of the couch*
*You can see BkDk standing in the kitchen*
*Deku has his arms wrapped around Baku and is leaning against his back*
*the scene is broken by a low grumble*
Deku: Kacchan, I& #39;m hungry.
Baku: I& #39;m already making breakfast. You need to wait.
Deku: *pouts* But I& #39;m hungry now. I& #39;m hungover and need food.
Baku: Well, tough shit.
*he reaches a hand up and ruffles it gently through green curls*
*Deku giggles before sighing*
Deku: *pouts* But I& #39;m hungry now. I& #39;m hungover and need food.
Baku: Well, tough shit.
*he reaches a hand up and ruffles it gently through green curls*
*Deku giggles before sighing*
*they stand in silence for a few moments before Deku starts humming and swaying in place*
*Baku allows it*
Kami: *whispers* This shit is so fucking cute, I& #39;m going to die...
*Baku allows it*
Kami: *whispers* This shit is so fucking cute, I& #39;m going to die...
Baku: *without looking at him* Oh, you& #39;re going to die alright.
*camera slowly retreats behind the couch again before cutting off*
TBC!
*camera slowly retreats behind the couch again before cutting off*
TBC!
Part 10!
*camera turns on*
Kami: Okay, I& #39;m filming. Now please explain why am I filming?
Baku: I need a witness and we need to document this.
Kami: I have no idea what& #39;s going on and I am scared.
Baku: Good. Deku!
*Deku comes out of the other room*
Kami: Okay, I& #39;m filming. Now please explain why am I filming?
Baku: I need a witness and we need to document this.
Kami: I have no idea what& #39;s going on and I am scared.
Baku: Good. Deku!
*Deku comes out of the other room*
Deku: Oh! Hi Kaminari, I didn& #39;t know you were coming over today.
Kami: That makes two of us.
Baku: Deku. Do you remember what you asked me this morning?
*Deku blushes a bit*
Deku: Y-Yes?
Baku: Tell him.
Deku: I asked Kacchan to help me lose some weight...
Kami: Why?
Kami: That makes two of us.
Baku: Deku. Do you remember what you asked me this morning?
*Deku blushes a bit*
Deku: Y-Yes?
Baku: Tell him.
Deku: I asked Kacchan to help me lose some weight...
Kami: Why?
Deku: Because I feel I& #39;ve gotten fat...
Baku: That& #39;s muscle, you idiot!
Deku: But Kacchan! My abs aren& #39;t as flat as they used to be!
Baku: You& #39;re still hot as shit!
Deku: But what if I gain even more weight?
Baku: Then I& #39;ll still think so! I love you, you moron!
Baku: That& #39;s muscle, you idiot!
Deku: But Kacchan! My abs aren& #39;t as flat as they used to be!
Baku: You& #39;re still hot as shit!
Deku: But what if I gain even more weight?
Baku: Then I& #39;ll still think so! I love you, you moron!
Deku: *tearing up* Kacchan...
Kami: As sweet as this scene is, why am I here?
Baku: I don& #39;t care what Deku looks like, but if he wants to lose some weight I& #39;ll help him. But he has to do everything I& #39;ll say and he can& #39;t complain about my methods.
Kami: As sweet as this scene is, why am I here?
Baku: I don& #39;t care what Deku looks like, but if he wants to lose some weight I& #39;ll help him. But he has to do everything I& #39;ll say and he can& #39;t complain about my methods.
Kami: Shit, Midoriya, are you sure you know what you& #39;re getting into?
Deku: Yes!
Baku: Good! Then the deal is sealed! We have a witness and everything on camera.
*he stands up and goes into the kitchen*
Baku: Time to throw away all of your snacks.
Deku: Kacchan! No!
TBC!
Deku: Yes!
Baku: Good! Then the deal is sealed! We have a witness and everything on camera.
*he stands up and goes into the kitchen*
Baku: Time to throw away all of your snacks.
Deku: Kacchan! No!
TBC!
